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if you have ever donated money to Charlotte Neitzel, aka @Dumplings4All_ , @Char__Latte , @ladydumplings, or any of her other alts, know that she has defrauded you. She once claimed that my own mother died and triedto fundraise for my (still alive) mom's funeral expenses.

When a narcissist starts behaving cheerfully and nice to you, that’s a HUGE red flag that they have done something abusive to you behind your back

My friend just told me when he was a kid he saw The Lost World first and only found out about Jurassic Park years later. Trying to imagine how this would have changed my life if it had been me

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a cat dad

@LukeKarcher @capybaroness it beats the Houston Texans. but not by much

@oldandbalanced @capybaroness Idk what you’re talking about the Lord Baltimores goes hard as hell

there is truly nothing like mlb history

A narcissistic abuse tactic I call “Leapfrogging” is a form of predatory behavior where a narcissist targets someone they envy—often someone who possesses traits, status, or social capital the narcissist lacks or is threatened or envious of. The malignant narcissist makes a conscious decision to destroy or discredit the target before initiating the friendship or connection. The entire relationship is a setup—an infiltration. They study their target, mimic their behavior, and mirror their values, all while planning their psychological ambush. Cont.

"Narcissist" is thrown around too loosely. If you actually encounter one, you will understand this.

circling back around to this,

Honey I Shrunk the Kids is the all time number one movie about the idea of kids being small

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@emptythepoopoo hot tea and a couple benadryl

If you’re not drunk/high/something…and listening to reggae…how are you coping right now? I need your secret.

They got my man looking like Pete Crow-Armstrong

Ever since this 30 Rock joke 15 years ago I have been trying to come up with a celebrity-impersonator name as good as Edward James Almost. The closest I have come so far is Mary Elizabeth Instead

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@ghudbob @optisues @USA_Polling Didn't she lose her home state in the primary?

@optisues @USA_Polling it's her choice to lose, instead of going for an easy cali governor win.

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