Roger Wang

@Rob31283 @BradEmerine @Matt_Pinner I forgot it too. Was thinking pina colada.

@BradEmerine @rogwang @Matt_Pinner Yeah, a lot of people forget about captain and coke. That usually isn’t served with an umbrella.

Name a famous captain

@PMarsh15419 @RedWavePress Yup, not as funny.

@rogwang @RedWavePress veer sooshen deesh

HILARIOUS: Bill Maher: “NEW RULE: Germans have to figure out a new way to say ‘We’re hiring.’” “Yeah, I don’t exactly speak German, but sorry, but ‘Wir Suchen Dich’ doesn’t sound like you’re ready to hire anyone.” “In fact, it sounds like you need the money more than we do.”

@mattvanswol Woke judges are causing innocent lives to be lost. This is like going to a doctor for a check-up and ending up in the ER.

🚨#BREAKING: It has been revealed that the alleged m*rderer of the 21-year-old US Marine who was st*bbed to de*th... ..is Davey Spencer, A VIOLENT, REPEAT CRIMINAL WHO HAS BEEN ARRESTED 40+ TIMES!!!! He has over 60 CRIMINAL CHARGES AND 15 FELONY CHARGES on his record, including beating a female MULTIPLE times. WE HAVE GOT TO STOP LETTING THESE PEOPLE OUT OF PRISON!!!!! WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!

@FreckledLiberty This would put the dating sites out of business.

fellas? 👀

@oldGrunger It's demonstrating what I've believed and experienced in a limited manner that people around the world are more alike than different. It is typically the loud, obnoxious few who create the divide.

После того как в Твиттере рухнул языковой барьер, открылась страшная правда: с русскими хотят дружить люди со всей планеты. И, о ужас, русские тоже хотят дружить с ними. Русофобы в прямом эфире рыдают в углу.

@ksorbs You can't reason with unreasonable people.

This woman just said that deporting illegals who k-ll Americans is wrong. So when in what world is deportation okay? What would an illegal have to do to warrant deportation?

@TBlountNews Google Fang Fang, Swalwell.

Eric Swalwell has been in the public eye for 13 years. No one said a thing until he became the frontrunner for governor over two Republican candidates. This smells to high heaven.

@RocioInfantesb USA. Many here in the US are big fans of Bukele. Milei is also very popular with the conservative segment.

Estoy escribiendo este post en español desde El Salvador, el país que está de moda por ser el más seguro del hemisferio occidental gracias a Bukele. ¿Tú de dónde me lees? 👀

@bluewmist It's great until there is a layoff and you realize how little control you have over a significant part of your life. Best to build up some f-you funds before getting too comfortable in a 9-5.

hot take: 9-5 with a high salary is better than owning your own business.

@Simi_2210_ 179

If you solve this, you’re different Can you solve ?

@Takatsuki9_ Kinda makes you want to learn chemistry again.

Je viens de finir Breaking Bad et je suis choqué de ce que je viens de vivre, j’arrive pas à le croire C’est la meilleur série de tous les temps sans aucun débat possible

What do you say?

@JosieMarcellino Not sure why that reminds me of men's suspenders.

@daveryder His actions have been known for years. When new evidence became hard to refute, the DNC dumped him before the primary ballots came out. When your side calls on you to step down, it's more than mere accusations. x.com/RepJeffries/st…

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY has fought harder against Trump and the GOP than this guy. Let's reserve judgement until this plays out through the legal system. I'm 100% SKEPTICAL of anything Roger Stone is involved with, especially 4 weeks before an election. This smells rotten.

@MartinShkreli @ericswalwell @RepSwalwell From his campaign page. Poor kids.

here is the @ericswalwell video. my source says it was taken in his home and the woman is a sex worker. @RepSwalwell

@la_france_sur_x Food traditions applied to law enforcement, that's gotta be a first.

🚨 Le Japon a lancé une opération d'envergure : les immigrés clandestins sont traqués, ARRÊTÉS et EXPULSÉS à une vitesse RECORD. Ils appellent ça littéralement des « expulsions façon sushi rap ». (Ça a l'air d'une blague, mais ça ne l'est pas du tout.) Condamnez-vous le Japon sur ce point ? A. Oui B. Non. 🇫🇷 Soutenez-nous en nous suivant sur 𝕏 🌐 Notre Telegram en cas de censure : t.me/FranceXTelegram 🇫🇷

@honeymoon250 A 2028 GOP win.

So what would you call this Presidential Team?

@MetamateDaz What I learned around 30, which was a while ago. Chase girls, your money goes away. Chase money, girls chase you. It's not as shallow as it sounds. You focus on your career, have some success, and upside potential; some women find that attractive.

Men over 30, please be honest: how many of you completely stopped trying to find a gf because dating isn’t worth the stress anymore?