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@zdaniel Everyone is thinking it, but I’m going to ask. “How do you know it is human?”

Update. It’s human excrement. Police will now be called. As I have repeatedly said, this vandalism and aggression must stop, no matter whose signs are involved. To those who did this, grow up. #auspol #GoldsteinVotes

@stiflersmomsays @MilMileBattery @Tesla @elonmusk @thedavidcrosby Firstly, he “ordered” it, he hasn’t “paid” for it. And he is welcome to cancel and go and buy something else. There have been some big things happening in the world in the last year, that have caused some serious disruption. You may have missed it.

@MilMileBattery @Tesla @elonmusk You can't even get @thedavidcrosby his Tesla he paid for a year ago,

The @Tesla Robot may steal the headline, but this is the most important development of the evening @elonmusk

@elonmusk Can you please confirm that self presenting doors are still available on 2022 plaid MX @Tesla? Aussie sales centres unsure.

and just to be clear, the derelict old house goes!

I haven't forgotten your promise to launch this @timpallas!🤣 Our $200K house & land project is nearly over the line🥇 ✅$20K First Home Owner Grant ✅$25K HomeBuilder Grant ✅No Stamp Duty P&I Repayments approx $150pw, ........rent is $250pw. theweeklyadvertiser.com.au/articles/timin…

@Quickbeam_ @simonhackett Same here in Ballarat. Anything less than 400mbs and I am sooking.

@simonhackett Very interesting read, I'm lucky enough to live in Geelong Victoria and see consistent speeds of 500mpbs+ daily via HFC so i can certainly agree you can feel the speed increase once your above 100mbps, I reckon the bigger sense of speed comes from the high upload speeds though

250 Megabit Internet at Home simonhackett.com/2020/10/27/250…

@dr_tim @CurraJo @JACKTWARD_ Is there a mistake in this tweet? Rate cut?

Just taking a moment with the Mayor following Ararat Rural City Council adopting its 2020/21 Budget. Highlights: 1% rate cut, over $13mill in capital works and no new debt. @currajo @JACKTWARD_

When did we start awarding Australian honours to people for just “doing their job”? I thought it was for the volunteers, the people that have made sacrifices above and beyond for communities. These honours were never intended for people claiming a wage, or worse - politicians.

My last two ⁦@Apple⁩ #AppleWatch have been capable of having ECG functionality - but ⁦@AppleSupport⁩ cannot get it approved for use in Australia. New Zealand has it. Even Saudi. WTF!!

I feel sorry for the thousands of Victorians that have lost their jobs. I feel sorry for the thousands of Victorian businesses that have been disrupted. I feel sorry forhealth professionals putting themselves on the line. I don’t feel sorry for Sam not being able to play golf

Council staff are still at work and ready to talk to you. CEO Dr Tim Harrison has also announced Council will pay all invoices within seven days to help local business maintain cash flow. More: bit.ly/2Uknd3e #flattenthecurve #COVID19 #stayhome

@AdemSomyurek It makes my eyes water. I use it to clean the wheels on my car. 😂

Unless you have been immersed in Turkish culture u are unlikely to get the nuance of my last tweet. It is both a critique of the ubiquitous presence of Turkish cologne in Turkish culture and a healthy degree of skepticism to the declared rates of the Coronavirus in Turkey...

“The taskforce is committed to working with communities, companies and training providers to make the most of the opportunities this energy boom is presenting” @emmafvogel - GNeT member theweeklyadvertiser.com.au/articles/clear…

@AdemSomyurek A welcome change!!

As a result of our new laws there will be a consistent, state-wide voting system & single-member wards for all councils except rural shires & Melb City Councils. This will improve democracy by encouraging a closer and more active relationship between councillors and the community

Stuart Benjamin from @RDAGrampians giving us perspective on the magnitude of disruption: "If you think that the way you operate is going to be the same in five years ... You're bonkers. I drove a car here that drives itself, three years ago you would have thought I was bonkers."

"It's important that we embed the ongoing benefits of new projects in the local community, for example, wind farms in the Mallee, and renewables in the Grampians," says Stuart Benjamin. #BetterTogether2019 @RDAGrampians

BOOM!!!! How good is this, the final piece in the SUPL pre work is now complete, can’t wait for construction to start. @ngshire

@JaalaPulford @TACVictoria @VicRoads @VicGovDoT Tyre quality: All tyres sold in Australian must comply with Australian standards. Is it the Chinese name on the tyre wall that people find offensive? New tech in car training. WTF? New Rule - If you take photos with your iPad, you can no longer drive a car.

@JaalaPulford @TACVictoria @VicRoads @VicGovDoT Economics: cars have never been cheaper. The cheapest car on the market today is $15k. It was the same in 1993. New cars with large screens: less distracting then faffing about to find 30 different buttons. Buttons also can’t be converted to voice control. Go with the science.

Safer roads, speeds, people and vehicles on the agenda at tonight’s #RoadSafety forum in Marysville. Tragically Murrindindi Shire has the greatest incidence of road trauma of 79 Vic municipalities. The Black Spur, 🦌🦌, education, safe passing and much more discussed #towardzero

@JaalaPulford @TACVictoria @VicRoads @VicGovDoT Children: Yes, they should be banned. They are distracting. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Lights: we really are struggling to find something to complain about. Roadworthy: some states have regular testing requirements. They also have the same road toll and increased costs. Cars are safer than ever before.