Post Nut Clarity

@Kalshi Bomb the IRGC DJT.

JUST IN: Ship struck in Strait of Hormuz

@WyattCatarina Deport him.

This one hit me hard 💔 Joe came from Cuba on a boat alone for three days in 2007 (when it was legal) and is homeless on the streets of Miami with his dogs. He battles severe schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and dementia; yet he doesn’t drink or do drugs. Just a gentle soul trying to survive. I wish I could go there right now and hand him some cash and supplies myself. If you’re in the Biscayne area of Miami and see him, dog food and a donation would be awesome! ❤️

@Thebestfigen This is why Koreans aren’t obese.

Korean office worker's lunch.

@linc_023 Fight on✌️

NEWS: 2028 4⭐️ Lincoln Faalafi has picked up heavy D1 Interest. Offers have come in from schools like Alabama, Florida and Oregon. The 2028 OT plays for JSerra Catholic in CA and is a MONSTER with multiple high D1 offers. With more offers to come where does he go?

@ImMeme0 WTF happened to Wisconsin. I mean it’s pretty obvious what happened to Illinois and Minnesota, but Wisconsin. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Multiple teens were stabbed in an unprovoked attack at Pulaski Park in Milwaukee, WI. Santos Perez-Calderon, 21, was booked as “Caucasian” and now faces charges including substantial battery, physical abuse of a child, and bail jumping. He was already out on bond in a separate case from January 2026 and is accused of violating those conditions during the incident. Perez-Calderon is accused of stabbing a 13-year-old boy in the back and stabbing a 19-year-old in the neck after he intervened. His bond has been set at $50,000.

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @roblarson_1 @UCLAFootball @dyray22 @JuLikeThat @J_OuthouseJr4 @pakipole_moala @ColinLockett15 @CoachMarshawn @JacksonRoper_CO Ucla is killing the 2027 signing class.

BREAKING: Class of 2027 WR Rob Larson has Committed to UCLA, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’3 200 WR chose the Bruins over Vandy, Washington, and Cal “Something special Bruin #4sUP” on3.com/rivals/rob-lar…

@209TimesCA Dashers do this constantly in San Francisco

Community Advisory: Remember folks, police are cracking down on people riding bikes in the wrong lanes. This rider received a reminder by police officers who happened to be riding down Pacific Ave on the Miracle Mile. 🚲 🏍️🚓 #stockton

@YodaStockInvest In order HIMS, AMD, TSLA

What’s your biggest position going into May? Mine is $AMD as usual!

@WallStreetApes Gypsies. They’re everywhere.

A scam is taking place in Orlando, Florida Foreigners are dressing up as being homeless. They bring their baby and make them look dirty and homeless too They then ask American to buy them a cart of groceries at Target, this American did but it’s a scam They drive luxury cars and are caught wearing nice clothing (Video proof shown) This is a very common scam pulled by Romani people and other foreigners that have come to America It’s not just happening in Florida, it’s everywhere

@rawsalerts Their core customer base is not the brightest lightbulb.

🚨#BREAKING: Spirit airlines are still urging it’s customer to not show up at the airport even tho numerous passengers have been showing up all flights have been permanently cancelled and all flight operations have been suspended

@PeteThamel @AdamSchefter He’s done.

Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby, who is under NCAA investigation for making bets via a gambling app, has retained the noted lawyer Jeffrey Kessler to try to regain his college eligibility, sources tell me and @AdamSchefter.

@CollinRugg Social media is one of the worst things to ever be created. Gave low IQ people a platform

DoorDash driver who allegedly recorded a naked customer on his couch before claiming to be the victim has been indicted by an Oswego County Grand Jury. 23-year-old Olivia Henderson posted a viral TikTok of a man on his own couch before crying that DoorDash fired her. Court documents say Henderson, who has pleaded not guilty, degraded the man by recording “intimate parts of such person at a place and time when such person has a reasonable expectation of privacy, without such person’s knowledge or consent.” Talk about a backfire.

@unlimited_ls Dude was probably on government benefits the whole time while being raised. Why are we paying for this culture

🚨NEW: Man who went to Harvest Homecoming to shoot a “rival gang” member but instead killed an innocent 18-year-old has been sentenced to 190 years in prison Isaiah Page was found guilty of murdering Bryce Gerlach, 18, at the Harvest Homecoming festival in New Albany, Indiana, in October 2024 During sentencing, the judge said Page showed no remorse and said the shooting was unprovoked Prosecutors said Page went to the festival to shoot a rival gang member but missed Twelve other people have already been sentenced in connection to the case

@alphafox It’s revolting here in America, too.

If you are obese and go to China, they will all stare and mock you since it's revolting everywhere except America. 😒

@stats_feed San Francisco is wrong. Not with all the amount of fog during the summer time.

☀️ Top 20 Sunniest Cities in the US! Annual sunshine hours: 1. Yuma, AZ – 4,015 hrs 2. Phoenix, AZ – 3,872 hrs 3. Las Vegas, NV – 3,825 hrs 4. Tucson, AZ – 3,806 hrs 5. El Paso, TX – 3,763 hrs 6. Sacramento, CA – 3,608 hrs 7. Fresno, CA – 3,564 hrs 8. Albuquerque, NM – 3,415 hrs 9. Los Angeles, CA – 3,254 hrs 10. Miami, FL – 3,154 hrs 11. Denver, CO – 3,107 hrs 12. Oklahoma City, OK – 3,089 hrs 13. San Francisco, CA – 3,062 hrs 14. San Diego, CA – 3,055 hrs 15. Honolulu, HI – 3,036 hrs 16. Salt Lake City, UT – 3,029 hrs 17. Boise, ID – 2,993 hrs 18. Tampa, FL – 2,927 hrs 19. Wichita, KS – 2,922 hrs 20. Memphis, TN – 2,888 hrs Arizona absolutely dominates the top spots! 🌵

@krisjohnsonlive @Bruin247Sports They’re loading. They should overtake SC since they recruited heavily last year.

UCLA football up to No. 4 in commitment rankings per 247Sports. 14 deep. Seven 4-stars.

@Badhombre She’s only worth $12M. She’s a terrible trader.

Liz Warren's $12 Million net worth should be seized and redistributed to the unemployed Spirit Airlines employees.

@Shilohmarx @SecRollins How is this still happening after DOGE. Remove them all.

Washington reported 86,915 non-citizens receiving SNAP benefits. @SecRollins

@growthrapidly MU.

If you had to go all-in on ONE from this list, what is it? $META $HIMS $IREN $SNDK $NBIS $SOFI $PLTR $NVDA $MU

@MrAndyNgo Because they’re democrats.

How come in my interactions with militant trans activists, so many turn out to be sex offenders?