timkell

@TheRebelPatient @SecKennedy This lady’s brain: “Zero people using seatbelts die from being thrown from cars in accidents. Two people a year drown in accidents where their car ends up underwater and in their panic are unable to remove their seatbelts. I urge you to not wear a seatbelt!” 🤡

1. The first child died of medical malpractice, not measles. 2. VAERS-reported deaths from the measles shot (MMR) (in RED) ARE GREATER than measles deaths (in BLUE). You don’t have to be a doctor to see ALL THE RED DEATHS. This below 👇 is WHEN THE CURE IS WORSE THAN THE DISEASE!

I came to­ Gaines County, Texas, today to comfort the Hildebrand family after the loss of their 8-year-old daughter Daisy. I got to know the family of 6-year-old Kayley Fehr after she passed away in February. I also developed bonds with and deep affection for other members of this community during that difficult time. My intention was to come down here quietly to console the families and to be with the community in their moment of grief. I am also here to support Texas health officials and to learn how our HHS agencies can better partner with them to control the measles outbreak, which as of today, there are 642 confirmed cases of measles across 22 states, 499 of those in Texas. In early March, I deployed a CDC team to bolster local and state capacity for response across multiple Texas regions, supply pharmacies and Texas run clinics with needed MMR vaccines and other medicines and medical supplies, work with local schools and healthcare facilities to support contact investigations, and to reach out to communities, including faith leaders, to answer any questions or respond to locations seeking healthcare. Since that time, the growth rates for new cases and hospitalizations have flattened. The most effective way to prevent the spread of measles is the MMR vaccine. I’ve spoken to Governor Abbott, and I’ve offered HHS’ continued support. At his request, we have redeployed CDC teams to Texas. We will continue to follow Texas’ lead and to offer similar resources to other affected jurisdictions.

@JesseCharlesLee @joshtpm And they thank everyone for the clicks and RTs.

Choices.

@queens_parents You live in NYC. I do too. If you think this doesn’t happen, well be grateful you live in NYC. There’s a bit of a thing going on where women post little notes in public female only areas reminding others that their vote is secret: msmagazine.com/2024/09/18/pos…

I’m at a loss for words at how condescending this is towards women. Do the Dems think marriages are stuck in the 1950’s?

@mike_petriello Stroman comes in after Jasson Dominguez’ arm gets tired.

Honestly wondering what kind of situation it would take to get Marcus Stroman or Trent Grisham into a game. 22 innings? Locusts?

@reverandglenn @jonbecker_ Ohtani has also sucked this series even before the injury. I think they’re both still awesome.

I’m not telling people how to be a fan but in *my opinion* the idea that Aaron Judge’s entire legacy is tarnished by a single seven-game series (or poor playoff performance if you wanna extend it out that far) when he’s the best hitter since Bonds is, frankly, ludicrous

@_dennis_system Total clowns. Must be the rare Yankee/Jets fan combo. 😂

@timkell Yep. And good. Fucking morons.

That guy who grabbed mookie’s hand has got to be tossed. Mookie had every right to slug him.

@tangotiger @oldhockeycards I don’t think this is insane but i’ve never seen it discussed or proposed: All replay reviews should be at normal speed! There should be no slow motion review! If it can’t be seen in normal speed it should not impacf the call! Who’s with me?

What baseball opinion that you have puts you here..? You are literally alone on this opinion. If anyone has ever agreed with your opinion, then don't post that opinion. It is essentially the most insane, yet somehow viable, opinion to have. Go! cc: @oldhockeycards

@Boston_2019_ @AlJenko98 @FlyingKulau @yitgordon Well since you can make smaller trucks that do everything needed you can just delete your nonsensical tweet now.

@AlJenko98 @FlyingKulau @yitgordon Fire trucks should be sized for buildings, not streets And for the worst case scenario (you don't want to show up and end up not being able to help)

We should build our fire trucks to fit cities and not build our cities to fit massive fire trucks. 🚒

@RiverAveBlues WTF is Dominguez sitting there for? Try him over Trevino.

Still can't get over the Yankees having to pinch-hit Jose Trevino in the highest leverage plate appearance of the season because they never bother to adequately address their bench.

@billscher Lol. Can’t tell if this is serious or a joke, but I’m leaning towards joke.

I’m shocked that not one undecided Pennsylvania voter at the CNN town hall asked Kamala Harris why didn’t she pick Josh Shapiro

@VickieforNYC “Fighting everyday for my community, except those in my communtiy who don’t have a car. Those people can f*ck off.” -Vickie Paladino

Transplants who just arrived in New York don't have the right to insist we redesign our entire city according to their agenda just because they hate people who own cars. Sorry we're not Barcelona or Amsterdam. Go be a transplant there if it's so great. I said what I said.

@joshtpm I ❤️ the “I wanted to be there that day. This could be me!” responses. Yep. You thought Congress should be forced by violence to “save” the country, but you had a hair appt & they charge $15 to late cancel. “I’m ashamed I’m less insane than this couple & knew Biden won!” 😂

Love this genre where if you pose for a family portrait it’s supposed to be okay that you tried to overthrow the government.

@90minsofmadness @MarkGoodge @bushontheradio Of course this is what he is saying. Take the damn thing off you have no ability to sense where your backpack ends and you are smacking the world with it when in a crowded space.

@MarkGoodge @bushontheradio What else they doing with a backpack. Just taking it for the bants? This one is weird, unless he's saying take it off and put on the ground.

#9 is people like this

@BrendanKutyNJ Use the MLB app to stream the game and you can set the video broadcast to use either team’s radio broadcast for audio.

New Jersey bars, an idea: For Game 1, take down all the TVs. Just play John and Suzyn over the loudspeakers. Someone should try this. Imagine how locked in everyone would be.

@_dennis_system True.

@timkell Yankees fans should be hoping for a Sox resurgence too. Because Yankees/rex Sox is the best thing in sports when it’s good

Love it! Let’s go Yankees! Clap clap clapclapclap Let’s go Yankees! Clap clap clapclapclap Let’s go Yankees!

@ZackMorrison18 You can just be dancing right now and hate him tomorrow though? I recommend it.

I love the Yankees but I fucking hate Cashman—especially his fucking whateverthefuck this blazer-hoodie nonsense is…

@ImposeCost It’s like “hey i’m too busy to type so i’m transferring the labor and attention requirements to you. Enjoy.” Nah man nah.

@ImposeCost One of the rudest things you can send to someone. If i wanted to spend time listening to you i’d take your call. Complete violation of texting ettiquette unless a valid reason given before sending. The worst!