Jason

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Jason

Jason

@whitingrules

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शामिल हुए Haziran 2013
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Jason
Jason@whitingrules·
@simpsons_DG Vince Lombardi Tom Landry Bill Belichick C. Montgomery Burns
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Simpsons Daily Glavins
Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG·
Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because... I crippled him myself to inspire you!
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@simpsons_DG How dare they say the escalator to nowhere was folly!!!
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Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG·
And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon. Except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper... And the 50-foot magnifying glass... And that escalator to nowhere!
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@Criminalsimpson Homer is a regular Huey Long as a champion of the poor.
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Criminalsimpsons
Criminalsimpsons@Criminalsimpson·
That's not a job. It's a waste of time. What can poor people pay you? Nothin'! What satisfaction do you get from helping them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
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Jason@whitingrules·
@ShinyMcShine_ What an entertainer! Right before Krusty hears the word loud he's terrified. Once he hears it he snaps into his role and gives his fans what they want, despite the risks.
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"Here we have an Alaskan timber wolf. He weighs 240 pounds, and his jaws can bite through a parking meter. He does get spooked by loud noises." "Loud? That's our secret word for the day!"
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Jason@whitingrules·
@ShinyMcShine_ How can Marge not remember the guy that drove the blue car???
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ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes@ShinyMcShine_·
"Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was--I forget. But the point is--I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car."
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Jason@whitingrules·
@ShinyMcShine_ That's some Jim Carey level physical comedy from Milhouse
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ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes
ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes@ShinyMcShine_·
"Hey, Bart! Summer's almost here. Which kind of sprinkler do you like?"
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Vintage Rock 🎸
Vintage Rock 🎸@VintageRockN_85·
Who’s got your favorite voice in Rock? (not counting Freddie Mercury or Robert Plant)
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Jason@whitingrules·
@RestrictedDaily Unbelievable. And is Elton John wearing shorts? Did he think this concert was a Zoom call? Lol
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Restricted Daily
Restricted Daily@RestrictedDaily·
Hard to believe this actually happened. Axl Rose and Elton John performing November Rain together live in 1992. Two completely different worlds of music… one unforgettable performance.
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Jason@whitingrules·
@RestrictedDaily Major upset! Devil was a heavy -280 favorite coming into the fiddling contest.
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Restricted Daily
Restricted Daily@RestrictedDaily·
Charlie Daniels tearing through The Devil Went Down to Georgia at Farm Aid in 1985. That fiddle still sounds like it’s on fire. One of the greatest live country performances ever.
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Jason@whitingrules·
@HomersBestBits I never noticed before but he actually dented the range hood with his head! And the pie made the pain go away in about 3 seconds lol
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Amy@20th_Centurygal·
In your opinion, what song has the best opening line?
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Jason@whitingrules·
@simpsons_DG The mother took her son being crushed by a massive Orca quite well.
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Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG·
Jump, Free Willy! Jump! Jump with all your might!
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Jason@whitingrules·
@UnleashedG23066 Those glasses were holding him back! Performance went up a level, maybe two, once he took them off. Great stuff.
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Guitar Gods Unleashed
Guitar Gods Unleashed@UnleashedG23066·
This isn't a performance; it’s a blues sermon. Howlin’ Wolf reminding us where Rock & Roll was born.
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Jason@whitingrules·
@SaladJazz1 He can't even walk down the street in South America!
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Salad Jazz
Salad Jazz@SaladJazz1·
Sergio Mendes & Brasil 66 - Mas que nada (introduced by Eartha Kitt / Something Special 1967) #Bossanova #Brasil66
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Jason@whitingrules·
@MoarSwoleThanU @ShinyMcShine_ I'd never thought of it that way, but definitely possible (given it's Homer) and equally funny.
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ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes
ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes@ShinyMcShine_·
"You like those moccasins? Look in your closet. There's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! Get the hell outta here! Ha! - Ever seen a guy say good-bye to a shoe?" "Yes, once."
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@ShinyMcShine_ I nominate Homer for the next Chairman of the Federal Reserve.
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ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes@ShinyMcShine_·
"Aha! Aw. Twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut." (Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.) "Explain how." (Money can be exchanged for goods and services.) "Whoo-hoo! Whoa!"
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Jason@whitingrules·
@_SimpsonsFan Come on Homer, don't say the plan right in front of Bart!
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The Simpsons Daily
The Simpsons Daily@_SimpsonsFan·
Homer tried Reverse Psychology on Bart but failed.
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Jason@whitingrules·
@SVG__Collection Couldn't iron silk sheets any smoother
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Melodies & Masterpieces
Melodies & Masterpieces@SVG__Collection·
Wes Montgomery’s touch on the guitar is pure elegance
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@its_The_Dr That is some A+ hair!
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Johnny Midnight ⚡️
Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr·
I had never heard this, 1958 Sounds good, Who is this famous Singer? Bonus point for Song Name!
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