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@MrBeast @Brick_Suit Whoever stopped calling twitter?

@Brick_Suit Welp, I’m going back to calling this Twitter

.@MrBeast has lost monetization this cycle as a penalty for engagement farming. Ouch.

@TheCryptoSpectr I will bet you money it won’t. $5,000 says it doesn’t hit it at all this week.

$BYND to $17.50 next week

$AMC and its CEO are the most hated stock in world. I haven’t seen a scam like this since the last $AMC pump.

@TiffanyFong He would if you had one.

i wish my bf posted about my perfect vaginal microbiome :(

@soby0x @MeltedMindz Why does this makes so much sense… 🥲

Might snag a fat girl off hinge and put her on peptides Basically like mining Bitcoin in 2010

@TiffanyFong I’m still blocked

you should call her

@FuhgedNews He was kinda good. It took me a few time

He got caught trying to swap the $20 she gave him with a $1 after deciding he didn’t want the drink anymore. His scam didn’t work. What a loser.

Took a few trades on $AAPL & $SPY

Tense moment a man got furious and fought a transgender woman on a show after she flirted with him and asked if he wanted to kiss her. You won’t believe who won. 😂

Lorna Hajdini logging onto social media to see she’s getting praised by horny finance bros

@AutismCapital Facts!

@TiffanyFong I’ll work for free 🤙🏼

I am hiring a junior analyst.

J.P. Morgan’s recruiting team after figuring out why 688,679 applications hit their inbox this morning

“I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn’t have these cannons” 💀

@TiffanyFong Do that to me!!

@ValentinoKhan Fly me out

I want to fly you out to Vegas for a show at my Wynn residency. ✈️ Comment “FLY ME OUT” to enter. Hotel, flights, chicken tenders, all access – all fully covered by me.  And yes you get to bring a +1. See you soon: Fri, May 8 (Encore Beach Club Daytime)
Wed, June 17 (EBC at Night) Sunday, June 28 (XS) Sun, September 27 (EBC at Night)

Ya want to pump a stock??? Try $ADTX ya welcome. Go long and squeeze it!

@philkillerlain @MarioNawfal I agree ☝🏼

@MarioNawfal A lot of the small towns make money off of traffic stops and confiscating the money that find by declaring it as drug money Find a imiginary piece of a drug and boom they make you pay a lawyer for a year or more to get your money returned! grok.com/share/c2hhcmQt…

🇺🇸 Rapper Kuttem Reese got pulled over, police found $60,000 in cash and a legal gun, and one officer was caught on bodycam saying "please be stolen" while counting the stacks. "Please be stolen," on camera, in uniform. Not too smart

@EsBoltoise @jwild1989 This @EsBoltoise guy sounds like little weird bitch 😂 you can clearly tell when someone hasn’t gotten any pu$$y in their life.

Back in 2013, I had an interview with JP Morgan. Lorna Hajdini, what was the one conducting the interview. She first asked how attracted am I to her. I thought about the variance in this question so I responded extremely. She then pushed me back in my chair, sat on my face and told me how happy she was that I got hard. I won’t get much more into the details because it’s classified, but I sucked every inch of nail polish off her toes and yes, I did make her a couple times. This relationship later became a daily occurrence in the office. The relationship ended after she started going after the foreigners and the colored nerds.