Two Characters and a Clown

Episode 62 - Paprika Pork Schnitzel Scotch…is ready to assault your gullet! The boys nosh gyros and falafel. Jimmy contemplates shaving his mustache, Johnny wants to chip old people, RJ finds out that he can’t say the word “brother,” and all three fellas agree to take an IQ test… #ThemToo

Ep. 61 - The Puke Plane…is on the tarmac. Please put your seats in the upright position and prepare for takeoff! The boys lunch on tuna fish sammies. Johnny uses “virtue signaling” in a sentence, RJ is okay with the high-speed rail, and Jimmy has zero interest in the Apple Vision Pro.

Ep. 60 - Zucchini’s Tricks and Things…has magically appeared in your queue! The boys try more new food - Swiss Sausages! Johnny remembers German, Jimmy destroys wasp homes, and RJ buys a magic shop.

@jimmyslo @HeyScoops Passage as in Pass Away?

I guess it’s a rite of passage, huh? #malort @HeyScoops @3libidos

@TheMicroScoop @HeyScoops Boz-Oop? Scoo-Zo?

I mean I didn’t mean to cause #beef between @3libidos and @HeyScoops but it sure made me laugh this morning. Scoop or Bozo… why must we choose!?!

@7BillionNeedles @magicfungi @jimmyslo @thejohnnymiles These are astonishingly amazing!!!!

Is that a knife in your watch pocket or are you just telling the duck joke again?

@magicfungi @SmittyScoop @jimmyslo @thejohnnymiles

@SmittyScoop @jimmyslo @thejohnnymiles @3libidos Correct.

Ep. 50 - The Big 5-0…is ready for your Bozoholes!! The boys celebrate 50 episodes with “Greek Cubanos” and mystery cake & ice cream. Johnny knows about puff pastry, Jimmy is increasing his odds of living a few years longer, and RJ solves a mystery.

Ep. 48 - The Whitney Houston Holocaust Show… The boys are joined by Piff the Magic Dragon! Piff goes to a foot doctor, RJ asks his mom for a water perm, Jimmy has a classic tap dancing body, and Johnny frump shames Jimmy.

Ep. 46 - Vegan Kosher Stripper…has taken the stage! The boys are joined by “Brett Alters, Reasonable Person.” RJ has seen Brett eat bacon, Jimmy wants to make people better, Johnny has made several reservations throughout the city, and Brett is becoming a psychotherapist.

Episode 45 - Dut Butt, Bibote! The boys are blown away by RJ’s Polish Chicken & Dumplings. Johnny is all caught up on Dr. Dante, Jimmy sends us a photo, Good Brett calls in, and RJ sings! 2charactersandaclown.com

@TheMicroScoop It suits you! 🤡

Well, @3libidos I guess I’m a Bozo now, but I’ll always be a junkie.

Episode 44 - Hooker with a Heart of Gold…is workin’ the corner for your attention! The boys warm their cockles with meat and potatoes. RJ is a big fan of blanching, Johnny has a cat, Jimmy is particularly fond of “Jimmy Jet and His TV Set.”

@psychicish @magicfungi @jimmyslo @thejohnnymiles You’re welcome!

@magicfungi @jimmyslo @thejohnnymiles @3libidos I was today years old when I learned how the bagel button works on my toaster

Episode 44 - Hooker with a Heart of Gold…is workin’ the corner for your attention! The boys warm their cockles with meat and potatoes. RJ is a big fan of blanching, Johnny has a cat, Jimmy is particularly fond of “Jimmy Jet and His TV Set.”

@GeriMars Might wanna try your “drinking cap” for this one!

@3libidos I'll put on my thinking cap and get back to you.

What nickname should we give our lovely listeners? Choose and/or comment with your own ideas.

Episode 43 - Laughter Juice…is plated and ready for consumption! On the menu today is the burger from “The Menu.” RJ has an idea, Jimmy attempts to tell a joke, and Johnny has no thoughts about algorithms.

@psychicish Awww! Damn you Maryland!

Welp, maryland got an automated rejection system boys….I tried for my 1998 Jeep Wrangler @3libidos