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I totally forgot I worked on this months ago. Here is a colorized version of Ace’s amazing Duck Predator animatic from @HeyScoops.

“I just washed the stink off, and now I have to wipe it back on.” -@7BillionNeedles I will not elaborate, no further questions at this time.

@MightyHeaton Andy Beshear - D Charlie Baker - R I think either candidate could garner a majority of support from the undecided voters.

If Trump and Biden simultaneously dropped out, which Republican and Democratic replacement candidates would you want?

@SweetMattyD This reminds me, Sundowners is my favorite Gordon Lightfoot song.

There. Everything is fixed, guys

With these results, who wouldn’t have massage envy? @HeyScoops #insidejokes

I hear kegel exercises can help…. @HeyScoops #insidejokes

Baseball tournament was cancelled today, so I took The Bear to see the language of cinema prequel. We paid for the whole seat, he only needed the edge.

Scoopfest PSS / @HeyScoops comic. Everyone should find their whimsy. #insidejokes #scoopfest24

Teeth are the toes of the mouth. @HeyScoops #insidejokes #ThanksIHateIt

@anniearmes I for one would welcome the rapture to take all of them away.

I-24 is shut down into KY today. Too many people, too many crashes, and F’n 3 month late pothole repair shutting lanes down. I tried the alternative ways to go north and they are worse. So, no eclipse for me. Maybe I won’t be dead in 20 years and get to see the next one.

@anniearmes My oldest walked in, Cena’s music hit and he lost his shit. Then the Undertaker gong went off, and I lost my shit. Fun times. (Especially for someone who usually only watches the Royal Rumble.)

They are selling Wolf Brand Chili at the ball field tonight. Are they trying to make these boys shit themselves!?! I already have to wash the dirt and grass stains out of these white baseball pants.

If only @HeyScoops #bucketpics was still a thing…

@anniearmes What are they going to do with all that milk and bread?

@tweetlessmantoy @Mitzula @AgdRunner What’s a little offsides between friends!?! It does kind of look like he shit that puck out in this picture….. Anyway, hope you had a good time (regardless of the outcome)on your birthday Kevin.

@TheMicroScoop @Mitzula @AgdRunner

I’m sorry @Mitzula @AgdRunner and @tweetlessmantoy. Vegas is my secondary team. But, damn what an 18 game streak! Let’s go Preds!

@SorensenDave Oh, no I want to melt it after it had been in there. Decided just to toss it. Let future civilizations ponder it.

@TheMicroScoop Looks like it's about 7,000 Fahrenheit so you're probably safe.

I don’t know why there was a spoon in the boys’ bathroom. I don’t want to know why. What is the melting point of stainless steel?

For damn near 40 years I have tried to find this cartoon. All I could remember was a dog got tricked into a cave by a goblin, and then tricked the goblin back. Towser the dog: youtu.be/rcimYn8U4as At least I finally know I didn’t imagine it.