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"The cake acts as a metaphor for Sweden's obsession with African female genital mutilation." [The Screaming Cake, 2012] foreignpolicy.com/2012/04/18/wha…

@GOP__Ls How does the saying go, the rotten apple isn't too far from the tree right? Or something like that.

🚨 Trump's Campaign Chairman Tim Nolan has been convicted of trafficking 19 girls, 7 of them underage.

Just when you're getting your life back in motion, achieving flow state, a woman will come into it claiming she loves you, lovebomb the shit out of you hoping you succumb and submit to her. It's important you distance yourself from her and if needed, tell her to go fuck herself.

When a man sees too much, he becomes cautious. When he knows too much, he becomes silent. And when he understands too much, he becomes lonely.

@QueerlyAutistic One told me in my replies earlier under 16s should be outside planting trees with the time they now have, that's when I realised the sheer stupidity we're dealing with here.

The people smugly gloating that young people will just have to 'find something else to do' in response to the social media bans are usually the exact same people who seethe with anger and make reports about 'loitering' whenever they have to share public spaces with teenagers.

The only thing holding me back from being completely evil is my sense of self but even that is waning daily.

@AngelaRouge_ 1. Nosotros estamos en esta red mucho antes que ese imbécil la comprara. 2. Muchos no pagamos verificado porque no pensamos darle nuestro dinero a ese hijo de puta. 3. Lo odiamos porque es un ser humano egoísta, mezquino y miserable. 4. Que pregunta tan pendeja.

Porque estábamos de antes

@AngelaRouge_ This is not his social network, it's OURS! We were here first, we were here at 140 characters. Here when it was a little bird. We're the tenants; he's just the little rich boy who bribed the landlords. If we all decide to move out, he'll lose the rights to the home.

¿Por qué odian a Elon Musk pero usan su red social?

You know you're living in a healthy democracy when everyone has to pay for a VPN to stop the state from spying on them.

contrary to popular belief, the less you do for a girl, the more she will love you. This new girl I started to date a few days ago is staying at my apartment now for the 3rd day now. (our first date was her coming near my apartment and then to my apartment, 0$ spent)

In a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just in London.

“Dating” in 2026 is putting yourself through infinity humiliation rituals for a used up whore that hates you

Hot take: Most women are actually not as clean or hygenic as men.

I used to play Xbox 360 late into the morning when I was in school. My parents found out and started turning the router off at night. Amazingly they didn’t require a parliamentary majority and royal assent.

We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.

@Colonel_Keez Chad confirmed 👏🏽

Hottest girl in the gym pulled up in front of me to do glute bridges and instead of talking to her I got up and left the gym

You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?

Blocking YouTube but not Discord or Roblox betrays that this has nothing to do with protecting children

acho que o ser humano foi feito msm pra ir pra praia, ficar pelado, comer frutinhas, transar, fumar maconha e ficar de dengo agarradinho o resto é tudo bobagem que inventamos