Jake Albrecht™

@UrinatingTree holy shit! Football is being played finally!

@UrinatingTree That 9-8 smells musty

The Pittsburgh Steelers replacing Mike Tomlin with Mike McCarthy:

@NFL_DovKleiman Most of the league lmaoooo

Who is stopping this offense?

@Ola_Geepee @brgridiron Their loss column is Giant 🤷🏻‍♂️

@brgridiron Why are they called the Giants when there is nothing Giant about them 🤔

Giants are the first team to be officially elminated from playoff contention this season

@UrinatingTree The Browns are a disgustingly ran organization.

There's the She-door, Sanders...

@JSkirrow @UrinatingTree Yes, and they need to fire Stefanski

@UrinatingTree If the Browns lose to the Jets, do they finally switch to Sanders at QB?

Who needs a quarterback when the Jets can just special teams people to death?

@UrinatingTree Lebron is the worst.

Damn, wouldn't have guessed Henny.

My money's on DraftKings or State Farm deal.

@UrinatingTree Damn straight

@AlbrechtJake And they play them in the WC. They fucked.

Kyle Hamilton should call Ravens fans "spoiled" for being sick of their bullshit again. See how well that works out for them.

@UrinatingTree Guardians were 15.5 games back July 8th, Tigers blew the hell out of that lead. Needs addressed!!

"Harrison Butker kicked it wide right!" Yeah, we haven't heard that one before, guys.

#BHSpinFest AJ my brother, kill it tn! #ItsJustAJ

#BHSpinFest My guy #connormagoo is the man fr. Let’s go brotha!

@UrinatingTree Days of our Steelers needs to make a comeback

This is a man that's going to be getting traded to the Broncos for a third round pick.

@Browns @NFLonCBS And then do absolutely nothing the rest of the game

66 yards on the first play of the game!! 😤 #CLEvsCIN | @NFLonCBS

@PickensBurgh @Browns You know, I’m starting to agree with your tweets now…

@Browns SAY IT WITH ME 😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣 THE BROWNS IS THE BROWNS

We've agreed to trade WR Amari Cooper to the Buffalo Bills. 📰» brow.nz/vewh

Every NFL Football game in 2024:

@TriggaMeals Here 🫡

No post notification gang tonight?!

My 2024 NCAA Tournament Guide is now live! tinyurl.com/2024tournament…

@UrinatingTree I miss Jake Guentzel

So I bought two tickets to the Pens game this Sunday against the Oilers because I hadn't been to one in a while. I was going to take my GF with me and have a good time watching the Penguins get their asses kicked up and down the ice in a matinee matchup. There's only one problem: Turns out I have COVID. I can't go. I don't want them to go to waste, though. I will give away these tickets to anyone who's interested. Reply "I miss Jake Guentzel" to this message, and you'll get in a raffle to get these tickets for Sunday at PPG Paints Arena. I'd rather go, but... you know... things happen. I'll do the raffle at 4PM Eastern tomorrow. Might be a punishment, idk.

@TriggaMeals 🙋🏻‍♂️

Who can be on their way?!👀👀