Alex Stypula

hangin with @AlexStypula just chillin shirtless watchin criterion collection shit like bros do at 2:25 am

I don’t have the courage to quit Twitter on my own so I’ll give this a try: Elon Musk is a deeply terrible person who is actively making the world a worse place. Truth and decency are a cancer to him.

@KeaneCobb Bless you and yours Keane

@AlexStypula #touchdicks

@kriswernowsky DONE, nailed it

How bout this: a Goop-esque lifestyle brand but it revolves only around shipwrecks?

Mr. Madison hasn’t used that flute in a while, I think it’s okay

@AndrewHilaryUS You know ‘at Dutch-French coproduction “The Vanishing”?

Mutual Monday: what’s a lesser known Horror Movie that you love AND why should I watch it?

@maxfine_ Fuck I spelled thine wrong, surely autocorrect, hope you’re doin okay dude

@maxfine_ God bless thee and think family brother

Fuck. I’m in an Elliott Smith phase. Fuck.

Whether it's liberals interrupting a Supreme Court Justice's dessert, or conservatives shooting at FBI agents, both sides have a civility problem.

@blankcheckpod Well guys I did it and gotta say I agree (not naked just flabby)

@persecuted_T But like the most chill mass shooter

Do I give off mass shooter vibes. Multiple people at multiple jobs have told me in one way or another I have mass shooter vibes. I’m just quiet idk

How cookie cutters are made

The Lord giveth, and the Lord cucketh

Me just being a morbid fuck is also probably an element

I’ve been obsessed with shipwreck documentaries for a couple months, just have been dunno why, but now it seems like maybe it’s the only way I can make sense of what’s happening in this fucked up country

@GenoSezRelax @CarterNixon Hell yeah!!

@CarterNixon @AlexStypula !

Whoa Spade says on his latest podcast that Norm shot a special before he died. No audience just alone in a room because he was running out of time and clubs were still closed and he just wanted to get it all out before he died. There is going to be a doco/special coming out soon

@SAS hi, your website is not working to book flights. I tried calling customer service to book but the fare was much, much higher and they couldn’t explain the issue. I’ve been trying for days to book with no success. Can you please help?