Amy Justman

Amazing that this is where Thomas Jefferson went for gobbler sandwiches when he was writing the Declaration of Independence

just heard a mom on the subway tell her kids to “be aware of your surroundings and notice when you’re in someone’s way” and I wonder how much we can pay her to give that same lecture to every other person in new york

@jazzfan71 @pennyblab @brianstelter How does one listen to a blog?

@pennyblab @brianstelter That you listen to a sex blog says all we need to know about you.

The Kamala Harris episode of "Call Her Daddy" is up now. Alex Cooper's intro is incredibly thoughtful. She says she hesitated to "get involved" in an election dialogue but couldn't ignore it. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/vic…

@bbbaldie @ingelramdecoucy @ditzkoff @TwitchyTeam I also prefer not to indulge mental illness. Have a lovely life.

Lmao did you know @TwitchyTeam was a thing that still existed? This is like finding out there’s still UHF television in your local community.

@BrennanCaldwell @sunsetblvd That performance was iconic.

seeing @sunsetblvd tonight do u think nicole remembers the time she outed us on national television

@Komaniecki_R Guru mentality among teachers that encourages students to abandon their own instincts and ideas in favor of the teacher’s, which can devolve even further in some situations to sexual and emotional abuse. Combine that with the lack of jobs and reverence for “the old ways”.

Why do you guys think it seems like music schools have a worse sex pest/impropriety problem among faculty than many other university areas? I have my own theories but I’m curious what you all think

@ditzkoff This got 3300 votes?

should i wake up my wife and tell her

@redsteeze Pretty rich from a guy whose face truly conveys “keep an eye on your drink around me”.

David Itzkoff constantly looks like he can't believe Jonny 5 just popped out of giant wooden crate.

Someone just locked down the vote of all the 9-year-old boys in my son’s 4th grade class

“I have concepts of a plan” = me when I realize I forgot to make my son’s lunch

😘😘😘🍔🍔🍔

@ColMustard88 @ditzkoff Wow, takes a lot of courage to post anonymously. Stop posting lies about me and fuck off, you pathetic excuse for a man.

Today would have been Robin Williams's 73rd birthday.

Sing Godspeed to thee. #CityCenterEncores

Some kids are just easier. If you don't agree, it's because you have the easier kids

Missing the Boat … Jesse Eisenberg, making his City Center debut. #CityCenterEncores

Fortune's winds sing "Godspeed" to our cast of dreams in this look inside the rehearsal room of Encores! TITANIC. #CityCenterEncores