Dave Itzkoff

WERNER HERZOG: "The Simpsons" is a bold intellectual design. INTERVIEWER: in what way? HERZOG: Let's not analyze it. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@DanManatt I’m holding out for secretary of partying down, but I appreciate it

@ditzkoff When a new Admin comes in I nominate Itzkoff for Sec of Simpsons

@_Caramel_Bee_ @andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked this is a dude in his 50s who posts hundreds of times a day under multiple accounts.

@andrewsmark8875 @ditzkoff @CanadianWicked How many gay people have you actually met? Or do you just believe propaganda without question

People just wanna chill

@crentist_dds probably my favorite caption, until this one came along

@ditzkoff <scattered boos>

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ seriously though which did you choose

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ Never new instructions. Wrote me poem about Barack Hussein Obama protecting Epstein

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ that eichhorst guy is a loner in his 50s who posts hundreds of times a day from multiple accounts.

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ Remember when you crashed out. You don’t even pretend to have a kid you rape in your basement anymore.

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ *your

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ You’re so lonely.

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ maybe nancy mace will help you this time

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ Help? Lmao. You post 100 times an hour.

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ you really are more manic than ever. a shame no one cares to help you

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ Can’t read AI bot? Sad.

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ lmao what you are really in the doldrums dude wtf happened

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ Low iq probable criminal gif doesn’t excuse your bot accout glitching. Bad AI.

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ bruh.

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ Lmao….bot is glitching. 😂😂😂 Love it.

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ bruh

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ You did. 😂😂😂😂

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ bro

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ Did you glitch out? I suspect yes.

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ so which do you choose

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ Lol. Well played! I laughed. Sadly it’s an accurate meme in reality though. Have to do something about those sick twisted homosexuals.

@DontFwMee so it's bad when it happens, right

@kenvogel He’s excusing fraud?? Damn…sounds like he’s turning into a democrat!

Trump has granted clemency to more than 70 people convicted in fraud cases. At the same time, he says he is waging a "war on fraud." Those granted clemency included allies & donors. Those targeted in the "war on fraud" include Somali & other immigrants. nytimes.com/2026/03/19/us/…

@andrewsmark8875 @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ so which do you choose

@ditzkoff @CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ The daily choice for a homosexual.

@CanadianWicked @_Caramel_Bee_ How about men in makeup

@_Caramel_Bee_ @X_G_H_0_S_T_X @TheRabbitHole Psst...guess what....men in dresses indicate mental issues. Thought you should know

@andrewsmark8875 @NotPriveleged52 @dilapidatedfar1 Literally

@ditzkoff @NotPriveleged52 @dilapidatedfar1 Literally

Every time you lose an election you say democracy is dying.

@andrewsmark8875 @NotPriveleged52 @dilapidatedfar1 Your 100 years old and posting 4chan slip lmao

@ditzkoff @NotPriveleged52 @dilapidatedfar1 Because I read these books?