Dave Itzkoff

Some exciting personal news that I can finally share.

Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!

@AlexEdelman Thank you Alex! 🙏

@ditzkoff This is so cool

Some exciting personal news that I can finally share.

Thrilled that @ditzkoff is our captain on this voyage!

@RichSandomir @carlquintanilla Thanks Rich! 🙏 Hope you’re doing well.

@ditzkoff @carlquintanilla Congratulations, Dave. Your Network book was important in how I approached my book about The Pride of the Yankees

@porliniers Thank you! And good luck tomorrow!

@daanielaaguilar Bingo

@ditzkoff The guy who fought Mahershala Ali?

@daanielaaguilar You’re thinking of Milos Forman

@ditzkoff Is he the one who did the little grill, as seen on TV?

@SamuelAAdams thanks Sam 🙏

This is the tits.

@bobo_circus Has anyone done Robert Moses yet

@ditzkoff Exciting! I hope this sells really well so you can do a good comedian next 🙏

@MikeIsaac Lousy Bezos.

@ditzkoff where is it dave. prime lied to me.

@Montagsdayjob Aw thanks Gale. Have to figure out a way to get you into this one too. 😊

Bravo, Dave! Love Carlin. Cant wait to read. 👊🏼💥

@DominicDirupo Sure why not.

@ditzkoff Will there be a centre picture panel of appropriate Simpson memes?

@MikeIsaac Uh, don’t pay for overnight shipping.

@ditzkoff omg instant preorder

@ditzkoff Really hoping SINBAD is next up.

@Boilermake29093 @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11 Lmao you really are a wreck. I’ll give you a few days to learn a second slur. Even you can probably learn one.

@ditzkoff @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11 If your X addiction, behavior, and haircut aren’t humiliating enough, you’re Jewish and vote Democrat. What’s next?

NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte has one message for NATO allies about Donald Trump: The U.S. president was right. politico.eu/article/mark-r…

@realMichael_90 @Boilermake29093 @barryinthefiles @WaltM19860 @Obt193 @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11 He really should. I guess all that time on “vacation” didn’t help.

@ditzkoff @Boilermake29093 @barryinthefiles @WaltM19860 @Obt193 @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11

@Boilermake29093 @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11 So much inside you. A lot of it bigotry.

@ditzkoff @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11 Jeff, I’ll never reach the point of wound up to post deepfakes over and over and over. How humiliating is it to be Jewish and vote Democrat? Be honest. It’s almost like you’ve completely given up and I can’t exactly blame you.

@WaltM19860 @Boilermake29093 @barryinthefiles @Obt193 @realMichael_90 @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11 He’s having one of his daily meltdowns. Let him work through this.

@ditzkoff @Boilermake29093 @barryinthefiles @Obt193 @realMichael_90 @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11 That's what Amy said😳

@Boilermake29093 @barryinthefiles @WaltM19860 @Obt193 @realMichael_90 @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11 So much anger and bigotry. I wonder what caused it.

@ditzkoff @barryinthefiles @WaltM19860 @Obt193 @realMichael_90 @JasonClark829 @TrumperTantru11 Let out all of your deepfakes? There’s not enough time left in the day. Sorry, Diversity Dave.