Andrew Butler

@GeorgeCochrane1 He rattled his maraccas close to me. So I introduced my knee to them. Viva Espana, my arse.

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@adrianfclarke @LienhardRacing Start with why, then move on to how.

We have a new entry in the “how the fuck does that thing even move?” file:

Whingey little twat

Aftermarnin haters

@FFSJasonKing Anyway, they say you're not a bad person

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas" #TrueStory

@FFSJasonKing There was a boy at school (in the 1970s) who used to do that. Alternatively he would wear a green cardie with leather buttons. Until one day, everyone nicked their Dad's cardies and came to school dressed similarly.

Excellent work here Mark

@GeorgeCochrane1 Thank heavens it's only got two doors

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@NoahKingJr Twonk

Europe is such an easy country to ragebait.

I don't recall Woolworth's being such an event. Though there was football related violence in the Lincoln one in the 1970s.

@biker_Ian Isn't Vernal Equinox a Radio 1 DJ?

Hello, good morning and vernal equinox.

@FFSJasonKing "In The Graduate (1967), Dustin Hoffman improvised grabbing Anne Bancroft's breast during a scene, causing a shocked reaction from her. Hoffman, trying not to break character, turned away and banged his head against a wall. " A very bad man.

I'm not a bad person!

@Only9built A late Disco 4 please. And yes, people will say they are all late, because they've broken down.

Decisions, decisions.

@biker_Ian Yes, that's the place. They regrouped to Steve's country dwelling.

@AndrewButlerNet Wasn't Redmax near Dunkeswell?

Anyway. Aftermarnin haters.

@biker_Ian URMV is just as you ride into Crediton, on the left. Cafe in amongst bikes. Redmax (Steve) is now out near Tivvy, I guess it just happened to be there. I've photographed a few of his bikes through the years, very accommodating

@AndrewButlerNet Don't think I've been there.

So, this year, it seems we are both doing the @tour_de_4 Better get some practice in!

@FFSJasonKing @GeorgeCochrane1 He has a delicious what?

You. Yes,you boy. He really is a duplicitous cnut, isn't he!?

@MadgeOrrity @MotoNutJob I've been blue-lighted quite a few times!

@MotoNutJob 😂😂😂

Divorces... Proposals... Marriage... Children... Surgeries ... Tattoos... Shot a gun... Been on tv... Watched someone die... Ridden in an ambulance... Sang karaoke... Ridden a jet ski... Fuck off you nosey bastards

@Only9built Is there a cash alternative?

Bottom!

@zdravkost @bgmotogp Hmm , sat having a sarnie on the table beside it

@AndrewButlerNet @bgmotogp Nice bike, killer shot