Andrew Butler

@Only9built @MadgeOrrity OK, so sometimes it's two people

@MadgeOrrity @AndrewButlerNet Nope

When you're in a cafe and you hear ONE VOICE for the whole time that you're there.

@MadgeOrrity @MsPocketRocket Harsh. You're mother did so much for you. Go to your room. And don't smoke!

@AndrewButlerNet @MsPocketRocket My mum liked it. I couldn’t stand it, but in those days there was only one telly, of course!

Which British sitcom does this car come from?

@MadgeOrrity @MsPocketRocket It's better to pretend you never watched it

@MsPocketRocket Butterflies

@MsPocketRocket Abigail's Party

Can you name this sitcom starring Wendy Craig from 1974?

@eddwinchester I once asked a Spanish intern who'd been assisting me to tell the client 'sorry but I have to fly'. I was waiting for a meeting to end. The next day, I saw the intern in Waitrose. Shocked, see me shes said 'but I thought you were going on holiday!'

Isn't it funny how we say "see you later" to people you'll probably never encounter again.

@ThinkLicence @paulmichaelmorg FFS

@paulmichaelmorg I film [video record] every journey, in case one of the weirdo drivers in a Tesla or any car with built-in or user-fitted dashcam tries to take me out, or something unusual or educational happens on the road. I can then show road users where they went wrong. That’s exactly what.

In today’s bizarre incident number one, we have a silly scooter rider endangering herself after reaching out at her peers, and startling a pedestrian at the end; the filling in the sandwich is provided by the PHV driver endangering the silly scooter rider by opening his door.

Lol

@GeorgeCochrane1 Marina, Aqua Marina, What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you're near?

Today's Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

@GeorgeCochrane1 Innocenti please

127, Fiat 127 (any)... Reserved.

@eddwinchester Is columnist a euphemism?

I’m back home now, well my date actually was really nice, got a kiss! First one this year! Lol I’m not going bed I’ve lots of work to do, things to finish. Life of a columnist!

@MsPocketRocket BMC?

@MadgeOrrity Br

Ribna or orang squash

@SeasideChris My parent's Retriever once pissed on my leg, as penance for talking to a mate when I should have been walking him.

@AndrewButlerNet My condolences to her, and Glad to bring a smile to you 😃

Just had a dog do a very runny shit down my leg. How’s your bank holiday going? 😂😂

@SeasideChris It's going to run and run.

@SeasideChris I'm going to have to explain to my partner why I'm absolutely pissing myself. She's trying to have a serious conversation about her recently deceased aunt.

@MotoNutJob Is Beth Jordache helping?

@AndrewButlerNet Will be

New pond going in Fuck me this is hard word

@MadgeOrrity @BeeNubian @leesah_zimbo @boldcolours @OctaviandlovuN @MaryOsei_Oppong @kate_ernest4 @ElfieHedge67708 @x25Nicole @TheCharismaCafe @SunshineImani @EmpressFayer This morning

@BeeNubian @leesah_zimbo @boldcolours @OctaviandlovuN @MaryOsei_Oppong @kate_ernest4 @ElfieHedge67708 @x25Nicole @TheCharismaCafe @SunshineImani @EmpressFayer Typical Bank Holiday weather 😂 Enjoy the extra day off, folks!💖💖

Happy Bank Holiday Monday. Expecting rain ☔️ soon. @leesah_zimbo @boldcolours @OctaviandlovuN @MaryOsei_Oppong @kate_ernest4 @ElfieHedge67708 @x25Nicole @TheCharismaCafe @MadgeOrrity @SunshineImani @EmpressFayer

@QueenSlicker Last night's seafood special?

guess what i'm thinking about 🙈