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Dave@AtosemiDavid·
Context is needed pls
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Ericonet
Ericonet@ericunited1·
🚨🚔 EMERGENCY! CASE 073 🚔🚨 Officer walked into the crime scene and froze… 😭 EVIDENCE: Full pot of noodles Bread on standby Tea (likely with sugar + milk) Zero protein Zero vegetables ⚖️ ANALYSIS: This is what we call a Carbohydrate Convention Meeting Noodles = carbs Bread = carbs Tea (with sugar) = more carbs Fibre? Absent Protein? Nowhere to be found Satiety? You’ll be hungry again very soon ⚖️ VERDICT: Charged with: Triple carb stacking 🚨 No balance ❌ Low nutritional value ⚠️ 👨🏽‍⚖️ SENTENCE: Immediate corrections: Add protein → eggs, chicken, etc Add vegetables → carrots, cabbage, greens Choose ONE carb, not all: Noodles OR bread (not both) Eat mostly whole foods You are hereby sentenced to COMPULSORY 16hrs fast!✍️ OFFICER IS WATCHING 👀🚔 #FitnessFoodPolice
Waggy ✞🏌️@waggydey4you

What are you having for breakfast? 👀🌚

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Dave@AtosemiDavid·
@ericunited1 Proper portion I guess. Fried stew tomato then added water with the egg and chopped onion and fresh peppers
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Ericonet@ericunited1·
@AtosemiDavid And hope your sauce wasn't with oil erosion? 🤔👮
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Ericonet@ericunited1·
🚨🚔 CASE 071 🚔🚨 Officer arrived the scene and tears roll down his cheeks — tears of joy😭😭 EVIDENCE: Rice + beans combo = carbs + fibre ✅ Vegetables (leafy greens) = fibre + micronutrients ✅ Chicken = solid protein ✅ ⚖️ VERDICT: This is very close to a balanced plate Fibre? Present (beans + veg) ✅ Protein? Strong (chicken) ✅ Carbs? Controlled portion But..... Officer wants to believe that chicken was air-fried.🙏 ⚖️ VERDICT: Meal APPROVED✅ 90% compliant citizen 👏🏽 No offense if chicken was air-fried 👨🏽‍⚖️ SENTENCE: Keep EVERYTHING else the same Ensure chicken is air-fried next time, if it wasn't If more citizens eat like this, the station will close early 😌🚔 #FitnessFoodPolice
Vinny🦋@Vinella0

@ericunited1 verdict?

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kvng Baff@kvng_baff·
@Sofascore We have already deleted your app from our phone. We know you are bias and no one will rate you again expect Pessi fans
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@Hibana122 She call us rascals
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Foolish organization
EFCC Nigeria@officialEFCC

EFCC Busts Yahoo Academy in FCT, Nabs 31 Suspects The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on Thursday, April 9, 2026 arrested 31 suspected internet fraudsters in a sting operation at an internet fraud academy, situated in Becki Estate, Karu, Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. The suspects, comprising two kingpins and interns, were nabbed while undergoing internet fraud tutorials. Items recovered from them include phones, 18 laptop computers and other gadgets. Investigation by the EFCC revealed that some of the interns were lured all the way from Benue State by the academy proprietors with the promise of job offers, but upon settling down at the facility, were handed communication devices, computers and software, setting the stage for their training in cyber fraud. To enforce compliance and dedication, the proprietors house the recruits in the academy and restrict their movements strictly within the perimeters of the facility and forcibly took possession of their mobile phones, thus totally cutting them off from the outside world. Furthermore, corporal punishment was the order of the day, with heavy-handed physical assault meted out to interns who were seen to be recalcitrant. The suspects will be charged to court as soon as investigations are concluded.

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