Austin Rye

Sitting down to read the latest from @Kulhan. Required reading.

Urine for a long 4 years America.

Donald's favorite improv scenes are Pee on a Broad.

2016 Howard Dean is such a YYYAAAAAAAH Tease.#DNCinPHL

@seanhannity speaking of heads up ass's, can you breathe now Ailes is out, or did he make you immediately crawl up Donald's?#JonStewart

Leo, ScarJo, Yoda's sidepiece and more on today's fantastic ep with @Austinrye & @GirlCode's @ShalyahEvans! snapimpression.com/post/146207297…

@JetBlue cool thanks, next time.

@JetBlue if I missed flight (did't check-in), do I lose that $$ or does it go into the my travel bank?

Breaking News: Tupac's Coachella Hologram set to replace Lin Manuel Miranda in #Hamilton

She started hooking again...sad😞#MothersDayMovie

#CruzSexScandal prediction - "He called it a Cruz Missile".

When voting always ask yourself... "Who got dat hog"? #GOPDebate

"Anderson should have a chair" - George Costanza #DemDebate #90'sdominatethedebate

Hearing a lot of 90's talk tonight, but neither candidate is brave enough to bring back Crystal Pepsi.#DemDebate

@cnn, @BernieSanders wins Nebraska and Kansas, but Clinton gets the headline.

@ZachBroussard @bucadibeppo @JamesWCoker this @DianeTalberts fav place

Of course he never seems to be home @Adele. Who the hell still has a landline? #askafriendforthatcellienumbergirl#Hello

The real SantaCon is perpetrated by parents ever Dec 24th. #SantaCon

Love the eclipse, but feel bad for all the werewolves transforming twice tonight.#Supermoon