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Bodycon dresses remain undefeated 🤘🏻

@micah_erfan How utterly surprising

He’s a Republican, btw.

@AnthonyRJoseph HELL YEAH 😎

FIFA have removed World Cup resale tickets for games in Toronto after the Canadian province of Ontario passed legislation banning the reselling of ‌tickets above face value. The Putting Fans First Act has been introduced to counter FIFA's controversial dynamic pricing system.

@CANSoccerDaily I like him but his game against Tunisia was… concerning. He turned the ball over in critical positions almost every time he had the ball. Brutal passes

Minutes have been harder to come by for Kamal Miller since Jesse Marsch was named #CanMNT head coach, but he hasn’t let that affect his confidence ahead of #FIFAWorldCup squad selection 🍁 He says he's "one of the best centre-backs in this country" 🗣️ canadiansoccerdaily.com/2026/04/29/can…

Disclaimer, just in case: ^This isn’t my opinion. Spare me the discourse; I was told this once by a dickhead and I thought this pun was so dumb I couldn’t resist

Trans woman without banana Lost her appeal

Lookit ☺️

@nathano235 Spectacularly, Nathan 🔥

Canadian/québécois friends, I’ve made my first poutine as a fat American. How did I do visually?

It's starting to look like the biggest threat to Canada isn't America, it's conservative provincial governments! Never Forget: conservative governments, federal, provincial, and Municipal have fought against everything that has benefited the majority of Canadians!

@FranDvrBreaux And *I’m* the one with the mental illness 🙃

@AvaValComedy Oh my good God. I need a drink after reading these comments. 🫪 These are some hateful mo's.

A lot can change in 5 years

@jingu1966 @BRITMUTD Funny, y’all seem way more distressed than I do 🤷‍♀️🤣

@AvaValComedy @BRITMUTD You are just a phag in a dress with a mental issue...

@tigerpaws247 @XxZippertitsxX

@AvaValComedy @XxZippertitsxX Lying isn’t my bag, its yours so believe me don’t believe me, but I don’t follow troons or bots, just people with common sense.

@tigerpaws247 @XxZippertitsxX

@AvaValComedy @XxZippertitsxX Well you know how it is, when you go to post comments on peoples posts sometimes the reply button is at the bottom, sometimes at the top, I must’ve accidentally hit the follow button because theres only several trans people I’ve intentionally followed and it wasn’t those 2.

@JamieSiple54318 Free will is a pretty amazing thing, isn't it

@AvaValComedy so you spend all your money on that you can it is odd some people spend all their money on cars and collect new antique cars too .

@tigerpaws247 @XxZippertitsxX Nice save? 🤣

@XxZippertitsxX @AvaValComedy Thanks for pointing it out, I must’ve accidentally followed them, I’ve unfollowed now. 👍

@KampferWolf I did and that's exactly what it is! Good eye! It's my beloved CHARBONE 😍

@AvaValComedy Hold up did you make that charmander with the cubone costume? That looks great (so do you but that caught my eye lol)

@BRITMUTD 🤣

This should have been the rule 7 years ago but Ford canceled it.

@joeroganhq American podcasters who rarely poke their heads across the border sure do have a lot of opinions about what it’s like over here

Joe Rogan and Post Malone call out Canada: "Canada is f**king falling apart. All the shit that they did during COVID was just the total wrong direction."

@InformedInquiry @CTVNews “Fringe” lol at least 10% of people are gay buttercup, live with it

@CTVNews STOP! WE CANNOT CONTINUE BORROWING MONEY TO SUPPORT FRINGE SPECIAL INTEREST GROUP CAUSES. CANADIAN TAXPAYERS HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!

Canada called on to fill ‘vacuum’ in LGBTQ2S+ advocacy worldwide in face of Trump cuts ctvnews.ca/politics/artic…