Edward Nygma

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

@AvaValComedy Sounds like you could *split* the room .....*slaps knee*...

Disclaimer, just in case: ^This isn’t my opinion. Spare me the discourse; I was told this once by a dickhead and I thought this pun was so dumb I couldn’t resist

Trans woman without banana Lost her appeal

@imp_stool Oi. Is that your wallpaper? Love that look

Luna wants to show you something

@imp_stool Hi lonely, I'm dad! 🙃 Nah, but for real. I do too. Hang in there! ✋🏾

I get a little lonely

@AvaValComedy And then they just spread into this thread 😂 people are so terrible. Sidebar: that cubone is pretty tight. Looks flowery. Like a Virgin de Cubone kinda feel.

@FranDvrBreaux And *I’m* the one with the mental illness 🙃

A lot can change in 5 years

@imp_stool Is that a stylized Misfits skull I see there 👀

I already sent this to Nina but she’s not helping, I need to exchange this for a bigger size. Should I get a medium or large?

@imp_stool They have to have SOME idea this is going on, yeah?

Republican women find closet cross dresser husbands easier than trans women find boyfriends

@PHNylonCD @jaemunny "It would be so gay if you dressed, bro"

@jaemunny Stay undressed bro

Another straight guy saying I should be undressed instead of dressing up. So you just want to see a naked man? Thats kinda gay to me 👀

@imp_stool Just don't settle on your journey. You know what you want/deserve, né

I would love to be a girlfriend one day. Maybe if I were prettier or got surgeries

@AvaValComedy That's a legit cat onesie

Fix my leaky roof?

@AvaValComedy I love when comedy pushes boundaries!

@FranDvrBreaux I threw them at the audience, obviously

Ava looking NORMAL onstage?????? Not perpetually mid-act-out?????? I never thought this day would come 🥹

@imp_stool Whenever I see someone with neck tattoos it gives me imposter syndrome. *I'd probably blurt that out loud*

It’s alright to tell me what you think about me

@imp_stool Okay, lol. Yeah that is my process too. I just wasn't sure if there's like...I dunno, "best practices"

@FranDvrBreaux I couldn’t use it anymore lol

I cleaned my bowl for the first time in probably 3 years 😌

@AvaValComedy You ol "shroud of turin" panties

I opened my luggage at the airport to find a note saying that it was subjected to a random search, and… I don’t know how to prove this but I’m convinced someone smelled my panties. My undergarments smell like a stranger’s nose.

@imp_stool What is the reaction?

I love getting shitty advice I didn’t ask for. 🙂

@imp_stool Sorry you had a bad year, but perhaps there's some solace to be found that you're def not alone. Here's to whatever the ghouls in the government have cooking up for us in '26! 🥂 🫠🙃

2024 was probably one of the best years of my life and 2025 might have been one of the worst.

I’m so depressed today.

@AvaValComedy @JackPosobiec I'm pretty sure bugs bunny doing his drag'n is responsible for the cultural revolution I had as a child. Bugs made a babe. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@JackPosobiec Pretty sure Bugs Bunny already does drag in half his appearances, but I get it. At this point it’s clear: if people like you don’t go a day without whining about something you made up in your head it will explode

They’re going to make Looney Tunes gay They’re going to make everything gay