Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

My 1SG is looking to sell morale shirts for our unit. The goal is not to turn a profit, but to raise money for junior Enlisted to attend our ball in the coming years. Looking for an online shop that’s military friendly and won’t make achieving the end goal impossible.

@Osgood_thechris @RiverrrSongs @greatgenesjeane I was just kidding. Nails are just something I couldn’t care less about. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy @RiverrrSongs @greatgenesjeane what's gay about it tho?

I know this is the trend & they look good BUT …do men prefer this or natural polished nails?

Fine. 😂

@Zane732 @RobProvince Thank you, thank you! 😂😂

@AverageSizeAndy @RobProvince Holy shit, bro. I laughed way too hard at that. The super blunt, concise delivery nailed it. 😂👌

How hard up are those nerds?

@Blue____78 You.

Something sweet...

@Ami_Marisol It’s so simple but so funny. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy hahahhahaha

There is no method to my madness. Hope you’re all having fun though.

@HillsEmilyJ Congratulations!!!!!

I’m officially down 40 POUNDS since February. 20 more to go, in plenty of time for my birthday goal in October. 🥳 And 232 days sober 🤗💜✝️👑 God is GREAT

@RiverrrSongs @greatgenesjeane They’re gay.

@AverageSizeAndy @greatgenesjeane True but some men have a fetish for the nails

@B_1Tactical I have no fucking clue, but I saw it yesterday and said I would the pic then. I got tired though. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy lol I’m crying still! What is she on because that op was bad lol

I dunno.. Personally, I love paying more for everyday things. Food used to be too affordable. Gas was so cheap, there’s no way the oil companies were making money. It’s about time the companies that give us goods and services enjoy some profits.

@based_biased @GeorgiaMan45

@AverageSizeAndy @GeorgiaMan45 Don't worry. You're still the only gay man I ever think about.

I SEE @AverageSizeAndy IN THE BACKGROUND. REGULATORS AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

@janefkndoe @Mr_Kharver @PerryALPHA @NotChewsdayIsIt @CalJFreeman1 Damn right it is!!

@AverageSizeAndy @Mr_Kharver @PerryALPHA @NotChewsdayIsIt @CalJFreeman1 It’s glorious too

Remember the Alaskan Bush Retards? Some of em are still being retarded on social media. One of em just died too and you know what that means?? That’s right, clicks bitch! Make that content!

@No2Rugs @RobProvince No one’s been able to figure that out for almost 40 years yet. An answer is not likely anytime soon. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy @RobProvince Dude, what is wrong with you? 😆

@based_biased @GeorgiaMan45 Ooooo

@AverageSizeAndy @GeorgiaMan45 (The video, not a gay man)

@CLDennhardt That’s my theme song!

@AverageSizeAndy Queue the music! youtu.be/uARzDmP1pXQ?si…

I’m so fuckin sexy.

@janefkndoe @Mr_Kharver @PerryALPHA @NotChewsdayIsIt @CalJFreeman1 I have hair again!!

@Mr_Kharver @PerryALPHA @NotChewsdayIsIt @CalJFreeman1 @AverageSizeAndy 😭😭😭😭😭

@SinvexActual @NativeTexan_17 I promise to only be mean to people who deserve it.

@NativeTexan_17 @AverageSizeAndy Ya wtf I'm the piece of shit here we don't need that kind of character overlap

Can people stop being pieces of shit so my timeline can go back to farming, ducks, and funny memes by my homies? Damn…

@B_1Tactical Hahahaha had to be done. 😂😂😂

@AverageSizeAndy lol ok! Also that’s doja cat retweet just killed me lol 💀

@based_biased @GeorgiaMan45 😂😂😂

@GeorgiaMan45 @AverageSizeAndy I was looking for this!!!!

@OfLegion25150 Do you accept IOUs?

@AverageSizeAndy Support the homies Andrew...SUPPORT THE HOMIES...I'll even throw in my drawz so there's in for sure underwear lint lmao

I have no problem paying higher prices to support the homies. Give me 10.

@desertwendigo @GeorgiaMan45 100%

@GeorgiaMan45 @AverageSizeAndy Unrelated, I'm fairly positive that Gothic Mexicana means one is definitely getting stabbed, and I'm willing to take that risk