Pericles

This account's only post was the name of the White House Correspondents Dinner shooter, Cole Allen

Aaron Rose Philip is the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy to be signed to a major modeling agency.

@PerryALPHA at the #MetGala 📸 “…there’s already been so much sucking and fucking. And that was just in the men’s bathroom!!!” He exclaimed.

Tis the season!

Perry Abbasi tops them all.

@illicitpoast @PerryALPHA @tadgh_dc

@PerryALPHA is the Kenny G of whatever instrument this is

@EndWokeness This is a job for George and @PerryALPHA

@washingtonpost Over 90% of the Catholics in West Virginia are illegals. Deport!

@PerryALPHA @atriskute @Polymarket Colored Sprite already exists, it’s called “Sprite”.

@PerryALPHA @atriskute @Polymarket Sprite for Coloreds: a separate, but equal refreshment.

@PerryALPHA @tadgh_dc That’s edited! This is the original.

These days its called African American Sprite

@PerryALPHA I believe that young lady is smuggling a Polish sausage.

@PerryALPHA @Polymarket

@PerryALPHA @Polymarket They would have to offer it at a separate fountain

@PerryALPHA No Allen Iverson is a black male

@PerryALPHA @Polymarket

Baby mama drama? Judiciary query? GET PERRY! Pericles Abbasi, Attorney at law 1-800-SODOMY @PerryALPHA

@jjohnpotter @katiekirsch @a16z Yes hire me

@katiekirsch @a16z @PerryALPHA

We're hiring a Portfolio Services Lead on our team at @a16z! 🙌 You'll get to partner with the world's best startups & founders to help them leverage new media to accelerate their growth. We're looking for someone who: - Thrives on building relationships and has a natural bent toward client success - Can move really fast, while also staying hyper-organized - Gets the power of new media (storytelling, video, marketing, comms) and is excited to harness it to help startups tell their stories and take over the timeline You'll be working closely with @eriktorenberg @tdoggyholhol @humford @repkarinabao & me. This is a really important hire for us - so we're structuring this as a "work trial" where you'll start by spending 1-3 months with us on a paid FT contract. Through this, you'll figure out if we're a fit for you - and we'll do the same for us! Link in comments.