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I will not show my medical records to board a plane. I will not show my medical records to dine out or be entertained. I will not show my medical records to shop or engage in any commerce. I will not show my medical records to conduct govt business of any kind. I will not comply.

@garysteveneaton When was the last time he went 3+ plate appearances w/out a K?

Three walks for Mike Trout. Damn

@mamboitaliano__ Same reason she's not wearing a girdle, a poodle skirt, or a Members Only jacket, dumbass.

Ladies, a genuine question out of pure curiosity: Why does First Lady Melania Trump never, ever wear stockings, on any occasion, in any weather, with any outfit? Really, never, never, never Does anyone know the reason? 🇺🇸👠

@DefiantLs NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Liberal woman says that she won't be dating white men anymore.

@kylenabecker He has no ability - luckily for us to respond to the real world in real time. He's still using Democrat playbook from the 1990s like it's the Nebraska Cornhuskers wishbone. He is truly the oldest Boomer that ever Boomed.

@BOOB_level It's pretty clear that nobody is buying Chuck's BS

"Chuck Schumer should be ashamed of himself.” This is what real Americans think of the "shutdown" 🔻

@kylenabecker Dems were hoping to make this DHS/TSA shutdown into COVID 2 Electric Boogaloo. Little did they realize Trump 2.0 has better fighters and communications this time.

*As opposed to DNC media shills

@Zaynnode @AdamSchefter @Ben_Baby 79.2 QB rating last year. Tell us you don't watch football without telling us.

@AdamSchefter @Ben_Baby Love the confidence from him... he definitely still has that elite arm and plenty left in the tank.

Bengals QB Joe Flacco said other teams are “dumb” for not signing him to start. Story via @Ben_Baby: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@AdamSchefter @Ben_Baby Yeah, real dumb for passing on a 41 yr old QB who went ... checks notes... 2 and 8 with a 79 - SEVENTY-NINE - QB rating last year. Hit the retirement home, Joe.

@Heminator Hopefully there will be plenty of Geritol and Depends available.

Springsteen is the youngest person on this bill — he’s 76. Sanders is the second youngest. He’s 84.

@RyanAFournier Put me down for: If an illegal speaks no English and just got pulled over for crimes in process (criminal speeding, drug possession), then he wouldn't know how to say "I'd like a lawyer, please" in English either. And the gov't should be under no obligation to provide him one.

🚨UNBELIEVABLE! Police just busted a guy flying over 100 MPH down a quiet residential street. When they search the vehicle? They find a 24-pack of Modelo, cocaine, and meth. The officer asks him why he’s driving like an absolute maniac and endangering American lives. The suspect’s response: “Sorry, no English.” You literally cannot make this up. This is exactly what the Left’s open border policies have brought to our neighborhoods. Crime, drugs, and zero respect for our laws. Wake up, America!

@ute_pilot He was born and raised in Mesa, AZ, dipshit.

Of all of the schools Randy Bennett could’ve gone to he chose Arizona St? Make that make sense

@PolitiBunny People considered "conservative" - which I've been since 1992 - need to give up this bullshit notion of "We're better than them." The Left are Marxist revolutionaries. Rules and "norms" have never applied to them. See the Alinsky rules and know what we're dealing with.

I understand we’re always supposed to be the adults in the room, that if we act like ‘them’ we are no better than ‘them.’ That being said, I don’t GAF if Trump posted something mean about Mueller. I just don’t. I’ve watched SO MANY assholes cheer when good people pass. So 🤷🏼‍♀️.

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

Dear GOP: Democrats have created 3 hour wait times at the airport because they don’t want illegal aliens deported. There’s your messaging. Put it on repeat.

@temptherat Herb Sendek must've been born under the wrong sign.

Kiss my grits that Kentucky escaped #NCAATournament

GONE Wisconsin #MarchMadness

@temptherat @parlaypyle In no universe is a 13-loss P5 team better and more deserving of a Dance invitation than a 30-win mid major (from any conference). Shame on the Committee for even making Miami OH have to play in tonight.

@parlaypyle bring back the RPI!

Miami should make all the nerds unemployed. All that matters is winning games. Abolish the quad system.

@bostonrandy I'm stunned by how many "experts" had SMU winning this game.

Where are all the Miami (OH) haters now?

@BrandonStraka Rand Paul has always been a vagina.

GOP clash spills into confirmation fight. Rand Paul says he’s a NO on Mullin, citing “anger issues” and past remarks, while Mullin still appears on track with enough support—including from Fetterman.

@PolitiBunny His odds doubled from almost no chance to next to no chance.

This is an ad. Seriously? lol

@garysteveneaton Failure theater at its best.

It’s cute how the senate is playing the Save America Act thing. Months ago the McConnells and others could have thrown their support behind it, but now they know it won’t pass so it’s safe to be for it. They can now tell their constituents they were for it. Assholes.