CUSS BROTHER

i don't want to keel over from a heart attack and have the first responders open up my phone and see my timeline and be like "oh, this guy followed a bunch of people on twitter who watched the oscars".

@falsedmitryII sports - even the bad ones - have a raison d'etre that goes beyond self-aggrandizement

@BUSSCRO It's almost as much fun as sports!!!!

why would anyone livetweet their reactions to an awards show

@DoubleEagleHL @kthorjensen i'm sorry they made you delete your alt, i think it was more interesting than most stuff on this site

you called me "reddit"... ( walking to mirror) you called me "reddit". (taking out razor) you called me reddit. (shaving head into mohawk) you called me... reddit? (putting razor down) you called me, reddit... (picking up shoulder-fired rocket launcher) you fucking called me redd

@kthorjensen even sadder than the tit-terrified schizo warmaester is the sadsack doof breaking pd to totally freaking own him

@bannedin47state and everybody's just gotta talk talk about it, always

@wyatt_privilege you had kids with larry summers?

@coolestdudeyet @KingDad42 that really is a weird skinny tario

@KingDad42 Bring hin back NOW!

@bannedin47state sunrise, sunset,

@kthorjensen break away

It's adorable how spitefully jealous longoids (men with penises over 3 inches in length) get when us normal men mention how pleasant it feels to try using a different finger for jerking off. I mean, sorry for your deformity bro, but you're not really engendering much sympathy! ✌️

@DogM0mma @oldfriend99 mine now

They're introducing legislation that would outlaw getting your ribs removed to suck your own dick

wahhh i need a content warning. wahhhhhhh

@STRONG_PlSS among the ones you personally can make sense of, yeah

@BUSSCRO a top 3 highest iq cussbro post

abuhbuhbuhbuh. gaaadurrr

@bonerhitler can the mods do a wellness check on bh

@bonerhitler Yeah, then I'd fit in with the rest of the stale shit in your kitchen. Boom - another noob effortlessly nuked.

I'm 60 years old and fertile

If Pissman wore a onesie, it'd be more like a tensie.