morbidly obeast

@s4m31p4n Do you have a preference

I’m singlehandedly keeping Orville Redenbacher reduced sodium popcorn in business

@DyingOfSIDS @pissblaster3000 @raethehater I said MISTER I want your rePORt card

@STRONG_PlSS @pissblaster3000 @raethehater Everybody’s got to move and groove

@DyingOfSIDS @pissblaster3000 @raethehater Everybody's got a job to do

@STRONG_PlSS @pissblaster3000 @raethehater mister busdrIVER

@pissblaster3000 @DyingOfSIDS @raethehater Brendy rn:

@DyingOfSIDS @STRONG_PlSS @raethehater I will carry on in your place until you recover

Fop = Friend of Pissman

@pissblaster3000 @raethehater Mad because scrolling down and seeing just the upper half of the pic I had already made up my mind there was gonna be a @DyingOfSIDS reply beneath

@raethehater :)

@dogfightin2 I didn't know that. I'm not much of a gamer

@STRONG_PlSS That’s from the game I play 12 hours a day you know

Pride and joy of my stamp collection, the philosopher page. Might be complete idk. Hard time finding more that I want

@STRONG_PlSS More your speed?

@marlboroOrange @RealDonKeith lol

@RealDonKeith -7000000 izzat

This needs to be the default personality of every man in the Western World today.

@PleasantAndEvil They're fine in the winter

@STRONG_PlSS no, but I like to be covered

I love wearing overalls. You guys are missing out

@PleasantAndEvil Are you a mechanic

@STRONG_PlSS I prefer coveralls

@haramcart Lol

Hiding replies feels so good I understand how Stalin got carried away

Silver needs to crash down to $20/oz again so I can buy a big ingot

@TastyOldHerpes @DyingOfSIDS I actually do need that

@DyingOfSIDS Sorry, but I need a Pickup with extremely bright LEDs that are right at the height of sedan drivers' eyeline.

I personally don’t think that trucks need to be any bigger or more powerful than this 2009 Ranger. Look at this perfect truck. Tell me you need a truck that does anything more than this. Total Pee-Paw truck.

@dennismacelroy @tisthepamseason Simple as that

@tisthepamseason Buy 5 packs and you will have the perfect amount for 4 weeks

can someone please do something about the fact that muffins come in packs of 4 but there are 5 morning where i need a muffin each week

@tonegatherion lol

(With a 3d printed mask over my mouth like Frank Booth) Don't you fucking look at me! I'm a child of the 1980's and remember Blockbuster! Nothing will ever be good again!

mfw face when someone says something's about to really happen for real this time

@reefpeach @NWSPhoenix Chilly here today

@NWSPhoenix ya bro 2 miles from the ocean in Long Beach it was 92 degrees this is horrible

As of 2:57 pm MST Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport has reached 100°. This is not only the first 100° day of 2026, but it is also the earliest occurrence of 100° in Phoenix (which last occurred on March 26, 1988). #azwx