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@drsarah Spring pollen allergy season is bad in Japan too. Without taking a medicine, my eyes are so itchy and I feel like I want to take my eyeballs out, wash them, then put them back on.

Good morning American frens!! I am currently being assaulted by pollen violence. 😭😭 Send Zyrtec.

Happy Easter! He is risen.

Matthew 28:5-6 But the angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified. He is not here, for he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay.” 🙏

@__my__at Happy Easter!🤗

Happy Easter 🐣

@99_Colorado Happy Easter!✝️ He is risen indeed!🙌

To all my friends here, there, and my Christian friends in Japan! Happy Easter! Hallelujah, He Is Risen! May your day be filled with joy and reflection! Only through the blood of Christ are we saved from our sins.

@skindie___ No, but Steve Irwin is an exception.

I want to let my Japanese friends know that even though Americans are cool as hell and I love them, Australians are cooler lol Don’t you agree?

@__my__at Florida man

What if our new Japanese friends here are spies trying to get info 🫢 like we already gave them our meat traditions and peanuts in coke but what’s next

@TruthbyDiogenes Imagine having a beautiful farmland like this in Texas and writing beautiful tanka tity poem in Japanese. Life is good.

Good morning everyone 🤠

@DSPetolicchio Yes, I agree. We must decouple with China completely. It takes time, but it can be done ultimately.

The United States should control the entire hemisphere (we already basically do). And then team up with Japan so that we can have a massive trade alliance across the Pacific and all over the Western hemisphere and start boxing out China.

@mask_bastard Yes. They attack and kill people. They are 13% of dog population in the U.S. but cause more than 50% of troubles.

Do the Japanese know about American pitbulls?

@AllegedlyDevion @AiPinfu2003 Gigantic kebab!

@Based_Japanese @AiPinfu2003 What, you *don't* throw the entire country of Türkiye intona deep fryer?? Fake American smh (kidding lol)

アメリカ人はクリスマスにトルコを焼くって本当？

@SilentSt0rmX It’s a cheeky insult used among children.

What! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jaktharip Followed you for more amazing American posts.

@Based_Japanese Just wait till you see what we use instead of a loofah.

日本人、おはようー アメリカ人はこのように歯磨きするよ

@megbasham 🙏🙏🙏

I have a few Japanese followers now and I love seeing their likes and cheerful comments on my posts. I wish I could JUST interact with Japanese accounts now! 😄

@RepMikeCollins @RepMikeCollins Sir, your Japanese version translate “that way you get to peanuts” as “それでペニスが手に入るんだ。”(that way you get penis).

Japanese version: x.com/i/status/20402…

Let a Georgia boy teach you how it’s done.

English: @RepMikeCollins explains how to drink peanuts in coke. Japanese ver: He explains how to drink penis in coke.

@FiredUpCoug I have only been to 20 or so states so far, but I want to visit all 50 states before I die. I especially want to visit, AK, ID, MT, WY, SD, OK, SC, AL, etc

My Japanese friends. If you could pick one state in the United States of America to come and visit, which would it be?

I wish Japan had a serious deportation law enforcement like the great ICE patriots in America. I’m going to called it the RICE.