Brandy Taylor

I own far too many sports bras for someone who does literally zero sports

@scarletbjornson @JnineTre *inconsistency

@scarletbjornson @JnineTre Who they forgive for what and why, and the inconstancy of it all is very confusing for me. Why something is a cardinal sin for one person and a minor indiscretion for others baffles me and I can't keep up with who is on whose side.

I'm not a huge Nicole fan, but I'm vibing in her new look so hard. #SellingSunset

@thewrongjess I drink too much water, everyday. LOL

@Bbbbbrandy Have you drank enough water today?

I can actually feel my skin drying up. Welcome to 'almost winter' in Alberta.

Oh good, baseball is still on

@scarletbjornson One year, I used a round decorative cushion from the thrift shop with two pairs of control-top pantyhose over top to smooth out the sides, and it worked really well.

@thewrongjess I use it as like, steaming mad

Is this a safe place? I don’t know what you mean when you use this one 😤

Photographic evidence

@thewrongjess I don't know if you're an iphoner, but we bought the family icloud backup with a TB of space. We can use the same cloud, everything backs up automatically, and we don't have to worry about losing anything.

Where do you keep all your photos/videos? Best to buy extra storage? Or external hard drive? Long story short, needed space on my phone and I deleted a ton of pictures that I thought were uploaded to Google Photos. They were not 😩💔 and I am crushed.

We drove through last week, and after they asked if we collected points, they were like "would you like to try our new Two Cheeseburger Meal" ?!?! Ummm, new? Hardly. But YES PLEASE!

Millennials: This is not a drill. The Two Cheeseburger Meal is back at McDonalds!

@thewrongjess tried rawdoggin' a coffee today. Hated it. Max anxiety, every second. 0/10, will NOT try again.

@thewrongjess One less day to do one more day of work? Cool cool cool cool 😭

@Bbbbbrandy I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME!!!!!

Nothing against a Friday off, but gimme that Holiday Monday every time.

@thewrongjess Our fam makes it with pistachio pudding instead, and lemme tell ya 👌

Have you had this dessert before? I’ve only known it as ‘Sex in a Pan’ (or ‘six’ in my old-school family cookbook 😂) My Mom always made this and it still slaps so, the name is deserved.

@TheLisaEvans Yesterday I watched a reel that started with "Do you have an old-school couch without any outlets??"

feeling ancient today

Is #ThrowbackThursday still a thing? If so, in the spirit of #OLP, throwback to the time @rainemaida took us through @OurLadyPeace 's Clumsy track-by-track sonic1029.com/2025/01/23/str…

Yesterday, I held up a whole lineup of vehicles at the car wash because I couldn't figure out how to put my car in neutral, so that was super fun and not at all embarrassing (in my defence, it's one of those weird new-style shifters and how to do it is not super obvious)

If you need a break from terrible and horrifying news, I tried the inside-out-burrito-roll method for putting on a duvet cover and it worked, so chalk one up for the good guys 👍