Ben Howels

@BorisTrump6 @thenewZeus2 Try… a… coup… Do do do do do do Try a coup Do do do do do do And so on.

Who would have thought that a country that could produce a masterpiece like Baby Shark could be so inept at coups?

@Renevelation @NoHolyScripture While I mainly agree, I know a few well off people who broadly think there is merit to it - just kidding themselves that they’re not purely being selfish. It’s a cloak they happily hide under, closing their eyes so they can ignore the fact that it’s see through.

@NoHolyScripture Honestly I don't think anyone who ever advocated for it takes it seriously themselves. It is just a smokescreen, a ploy, a scam to fool people into going along with it instead of coming up with actual solutions.... which would inevitably impact and hurt the rich.

For anyone who is unclear:

Hahahaha NFL players have NEVER SEEN what Saquon Barkley did this weekend 😂😂

the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale

Rachel Reeves has announced that the #LoanChargeScandal will now get an independent review Brilliant news Suicides, bankruptcies and thousands have suffered Ps Michelle Mone’s husband made millions through selling these financial schemes #Budget2024

@RCReed40 Dude, I didn’t realise you could breach that well. Solid effort.

Amen

@samatlounge ‘Missinghamsplaining’ or just ‘hamsplaining’ sounds good though! If someone is utterly stupid enough to think you’re mansplaining, then they get hamsplained in response.

@brclothwrites Hah! Bless you. But don’t worry, I’m a very happy guy, just happily self-effacing. I kinda like being a human Samwise Gamgee. Some days I look good. Some days I look like this guy. Either way, life is awesome, and my wife seems happy!

@BenHowels What??? I think you have an extremely handsome face! We all have trouble seeing the beauty others see don’t we?

Good morning. Have you ever woken up and felt completely unattractive for absolutely no reason?

This wins the internet 🤣twitter.com/TheKiffness/st…

@klhicks912 Absolutely! The more challenging question for me is whether I’ve ever written good poetry.

Have you ever written poetry?

@RJMrgn Reminds me of when we put a gate in our garden to stop the cat getting out…

Met a little orange fella.

Just gone outside for a little walk to get my head straight for all the stuff I’ve got to do today and it’s like PERFECT weather in Peckham rn. ~15–16°, bright sunshine, little bit of a breeze. Lovely. ☺️

Awesome first game, I’m just mega happy that the #NFL is back. Bring on the rest of the season, it’s time. And despite the gif, let’s go #ChicagoBears

@brclothwrites I’ve got Nina to keep me company. By which I mean, she bullies me for treats/strokes. I even have to settle her on my bed whenever she wants a daytime nap.

Do you have a pet? What’s their name? Can I see them? 😃✨

@ICantThinkEm I mean, to be fair, it’s arguably better than anything I’ve ever painted! Awesome first effort. Then again, since I draw (badly) with my left hand, but paint models with my right hand (and no, I don’t know why!) I tend to forgive myself some of my artistic weaknesses…

was talking about old minis with a friend & we were talking about first minis & well here. this is my lord of change (whomst i called andy). he was my first finished model when i was 13-ish xD i glued him together with two-part araldite. it was not a good time. 😂

@NornQueenKya @Kirioth Saved on weathering powders

@Kirioth They already crusaded?!?!

@alexklaushofer Gotta love a good bit of holiday non-fiction. Probably safe to leave it on a sunbed and it’ll still be there for you the next morning…

I'm on holiday. My holiday reading is 'The Mass Psychology of Fascism' 🤣🤣🤣

@NoContextBrits Calves.

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?