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If you are looking for the final score, you can just google the year when the Leafs last won the Stanley Cup. #GoKingsGo

Everybody religious when they’re gays are being celebrated or accepted. But when it’s fucking outside of marriage, attending baby showers for unmarried folks, or beating up women everybody mute with not a scripture in sight. Sick of you niggas

@michael_usmnt @Eyesandvibes agreed, i think right now i'd want to see him next to tillman as dual 10's with either wright or balogun up top. he can't be the highest guy up on the pitch, he isn't built for that

@BendOpherGopher @Eyesandvibes Yeah, he needs a 9 next to him. Him running backwards receiving under pressure at the halfway line is not where we want him...

My 3 thoughts USMNT vs Portugal half: 1) You can see how raw Alex Freeman is, but simultaneously how much potential he has. 2) Transition defending is going to hurt us in the World Cup. 3) Final 3rd passing is almost TOO unselfish at times. Take some shots. Have a 4th?

@Eyesandvibes yeah definitely! i've been encouraged by the chance creation and overall performance and i think we'll look much more solid with someone like adams in the midfield + any of balogun/wright/pepi as the 9. + weah, tillman, robinson, pulisic all look really dynamic which is nice

@BendOpherGopher The couple of fast breaks we had fell apart sure, but we are creating real transition opportunities vs a good opponent (and most not caused by opponent mistake). That’s something to carry into the WC

@Eyesandvibes + pulisic's been fine up top in terms of creating chances but he's made bad decisions when it's time to shoot or pass, would like him as an AM in a 3-4-2-1 instead of as a false 9

@Eyesandvibes honestly liked what i saw aside from the breakdown in transition leading to the goal. looks a lot better with 3 at the back and we're creating chances, just not clinical at all in the final third, would like to see a natural 9 in the second half over pulisic

The Bible spends far more time on poverty, greed, and personal conduct than it does on homosexuality. Yet some people center everything on that one topic because punching down on marginalized people doesn't take courage. It's actually cowardice.

eating disorder? nah i’m eating dis order 🔥

OFFICIAL: We’ve acquired WR Jaylen Waddle. Welcome to #BroncosCountry, @D1__JW! 🐧

Things I’d rather do to myself than watch Aaron Judge take clutch AB’s for the team I root forever again: - Waterboarding / controlled drowning - strappado (arms tied behind back and hoisted, dislocating shoulders) - Palestinian hanging / reverse strappado - Stress positions (long-term forced standing, “shabeh”, “tiger chair”) - Forced prolonged squatting with arms extended or bound - “Parrot’s perch” suspension - The rack (medieval joint hyperextension & dislocation) - Judas cradle / “cynocéphale” - Pear of anguish / oral, rectal or vaginal expanding device - Breast ripper / iron spider - Rat torture (container + heat or incision → rats eat through body) - Scaphism (being trapped between boats, force-fed milk & honey, left for insects) - Lingchi (“death by a thousand cuts” / slow slicing) - Bamboo torture (person tied over growing bamboo shoots) - Flaying (removal of skin while alive) - Breaking wheel / Catherine wheel - Boiling / immersion in heated oil, water or pitch - Burning at the stake - Hot pincers / branding irons applied repeatedly - Falanga / bastinado (systematic beating of the soles) - Electric shocks (to genitals, tongue, nipples, rectum, ear canals) - Sexual electrocution / cattle prod to genitals - Forced insertion of objects (bottles, truncheons, live eels, etc.) - Genital mutilation with blades or crushing instruments - “Telephono” (hard slaps simultaneously to both ears → burst eardrums) - Dry submarino (suffocation with plastic bag) - Wet submarino (head repeatedly forced into water or excrement) - “La bañera” (head held underwater in filthy liquid) - Mock execution (gun to head, no bullet / simulated hanging) - Prolonged sleep deprivation (days to weeks) - White noise / sensory bombardment - Phototherapy torture (constant blinding lights) - Forced feeding through nasal tube (sometimes with rancid food) - Denial of water to the point of organ damage - “Dry beating” (severe internal injury without visible marks) - Suspension by wrists or ankles for days - “ crucifixion” tying (prolonged arms-out crucifixion position) - Chemical burns (acid, bleach, chili extract on mucous membranes) - Chili paste / pepper spray applied to genitals & eyes - Dog attacks / trained dogs used to maul - Being locked in confined space with large numbers of insects - Being locked in pitch-black isolation box (“coffin cell”) for weeks - Being forced to stand / sit on broken glass or sharp stones - Removal of fingernails / toenails with pliers - Extraction of teeth without anesthesia - Cutting / partial amputation of fingers, ears, nose - Enforced witnessing of torture / execution of family members

@ByfieldForHart it's crazy how getting panarin and firing hiller changed my outlook on the season so fast, i wanted us to tank a few weeks ago now i think playoffs is actually realistic (although i don't think we make it past the first round again lmao)

Kings remaining games organized by opponent points percentage: Above .700: 0 .600 - .699: 1 - Buffalo .500 - .599: 8 - Utah x2 - Nashville x2 - Philadelphia - Toronto - Edmonton - Seattle .400 - .499: 3 - Calgary x2 - St. Louis .300 - .399: 3 - Vancouver x3

@ZachCastaneda @ZacStevensDNVR he's hitting his prime as we're hitting our championship window, right now is the time to go for it before we have to pay bo and he's a big upgrade over any weapon we'd be able to draft at 30, i love it for us

@ZacStevensDNVR Do you like it? I think it’s an okay trade. Waddle is 27

Terms of the Broncos-Dolphins trade for Jaylen Waddle: Broncos receive: Jaylen Waddle 4th-round pick Dolphins receive: 1st-round pick (No. 30) 3rd-round pick 4th-round pick

@MileHighMims WAKE UP MAN WE DID SOMETHING

Broncos are trading for Miami WR Jaylen Waddle, per source. Denver receives: Waddle and Dolphins’ 4th-round pick (11th in round) in this year’s draft. Miami receives: Broncos’ 1st round pick (30th overall) along with their late 3rd and 4th round picks (30th in each round) in this year’s draft.

@DarwishMcDavid @ByfieldForHart jim hiller is a terrorist and a war criminal nothing that happened under him counts (coping) (we will still lose to the oilers in the playoffs this year)

@ByfieldForHart Yet Ingram is better than both of them so who really cares? Didn’t Ingram limit LA to one goal when we lit up your starter with 8 goals? 😂 Sit this one out bud.

Still can’t believe the Oilers traded Skinner for a whiny replica of Skinner and called it a day in year 11 of Connor McDavid

The final on-ice embrace between Jonathan Quick and Anze Kopitar 🥹 Kopi also had a final salute to Madison Square Garden 💙

HISTORY FOR KOPITAR 👑 Anze Kopitar has passed Marcel Dionne to become the LA Kings' all-time points leader 🐐

@DooleyLAK horrible reffing man we got screwed

Overtime bound in Columbus. Kings have more than earned a point but will need to get the second one 3-on-3.

An NFL team just cut Dre Greenlaw to extend Alex Singleton don’t ever let anyone tell you you can’t be a GM one day