Blessedbee

Lovely stuff

@paddypower How do you offer people 24/7 gambling across the world and then claim to support responsible gambling?

Genuine question - how do Arsenal fans watch this week in week out?

@StupidNeilAgain @Keir_Starmer Tried to go viral there didn't you!

@Keir_Starmer You should fit around your wife instead of Ukrainian rent boys

The NHS should fit around your life, not the other way around.

@LazyJam Because its fun!

@Blessedbee12 I do shit loads, I just drink and eat far more than I do

I can’t stop eating though

@GarethNotGarth Shame rose fucked it

Two swings. Two good swings. And then maybe I can breathe again. #Masters.

@GarethNotGarth @SaintBelta Yup. The day he sulked off citing a toothache basically sealed my opinion of him

@SaintBelta I fucking hate him. Have from the minute he arrived on the scene. He’s an absolute cunt.

I’d love to know wtf happened Rory on Friday night, because he looked a totally different person when he stood on the 1st tee yesterday. #masters

@jblobbins Fuck it though, cmon rose

@KeithPenelope3 @HisHolyLord Same as red legged partridge

@HisHolyLord I’ve never encountered a streetwise pheasant

From inside the house!

@StupidNeilAgain That's why they don't ask them to be filmed. If the world wanted reality we wouldn't watch or consume any form of media

Real life lesbians don’t look anything like the ones on porn sites

@TheMasters My back would be fucked

Thursday figures from the Tournament Practice Area. #themasters

@Garethbowz Grow up

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@ElizabethFStone @ScribesQuest @Neutral_OC You cant help some poeple

@ScribesQuest @Neutral_OC It says right there in the post, dummy. The well was too narrow for a fully grown adult

In 2013, a 3-year-old boy fell down a 49ft well in Romania. Firefighters spent 11 hours trying to get him out but couldn’t. They said it was too narrow and he couldn’t be rescued. Then a 14-year-old seventh grader, who had just gotten home from school, volunteered to go down. They tied ropes around his waist, lowered him into the well, and he came back up with the little boy.

@SaintBelta @addy_nuff Is 12 hours going to fix that?

@addy_nuff Is this because you are a total fucking helmet?

Oh dear....be here for a bit

@1964gooner Ready for the final

If Calsberg did washing lines

@Foxache39 @TimeLineSkulls Looking slim

It is as always, a busy evening. Apparently Red Nose Day is on’t horizon. It’s time for a double down. Let’s fuckin go, boys n girls. Banger of a tune, n a coupla bevs 👌🏼😮‍💨. Cheers all 👍🏼🍻. @TimeLineSkulls

@Garethbowz Evening old chum

Get fucked Arteta.

@Garethbowz @C1TYofFL1NT Chip shop chips and a kebab Christ

Best grub I’ve seen on this platform in ages.

Your keeper came out like the game was a cup final and fucked up. Move on

@hibsy4k @MissDartsTits Fucking trolls like you

@MissDartsTits 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "place is fucked MandBitch" told ye fucking years x

When I first joined Twitter out of curiosity..made friends you know who ye are..got banned had to use me sis number for a code to get back in..nowadays lump of shit ..feel sorry for me face..all good things come to an end

@LazyJam The mob is fickle!

@Blessedbee12 Not want to invest in Lazyjams tyres then?!? Suit yourself

With the state of potholes everywhere, getting into the tyre fitting trade might be a smart move. They must be printing money.