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@giggsclass1 Same

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Okay, he's watching a movie with his wife. Have her ask him questions about it that could be answered by simply watching.

300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.

@MintyBaubles Beautifully put 😄

@DavidPGCSE Bloody fascist 😡

Then probably just call you all racists

Might put a healthy snack on the wine shelf in Sainsbury's and tweet a pic of it captioned "A choice was made here" just to feel like it's 2020

@andrewfeinstein Announcements are for royal babies not middle aged ones you fucking div, grow up FFS

Oh, spare us the sanctimonious drivel, Andy. Ten years ago you flounced out of Westminster because the 'system' wasn't working for you personally after failing upwards for 16 years. Now, after using Greater Manchester as your personal branding exercise - racking up debt, rebadging buses, and claiming credit for growth that predates you - you're bored of the Mayor gig and want back in Parliament for your own opportunistic gains. 'Deeply care about Makerfield'? You couldn't even be bothered to stand there (or anywhere) last time. This is just the latest chapter in your serial loser saga: you got absolutely trounced in not one but two Labour leadership contests, first to Ed Miliband, then to Jeremy Corbyn, before sulking off to Manchester to play regional 'king'. Now you're back chasing the top job again, positioning yourself as the saviour while the North crumbles under the very government you helped enable. The people who actually voted for you as Mayor get their mid-term rug pulled for your ego trip, costing taxpayers another expensive election. The 'man of the people' routine is ancient history, especially after Labour's national meltdown. This reeks of desperation, not principle. Good luck explaining to voters why the 'change we brought to Greater Manchester' requires you abandoning it halfway through for another shot at the prize you already proved you can't win.

@Finton05408696 Yep, miles better. Ricky Villa’s goal was just shit defending

@WanderingFister @MouldyOldDoh @bootlegger1974 is a retarded pisscan if that helps

@MouldyOldDoh I have never seen a disabled urinal

Japanese quirk: if there is more than one urinal, one of them will be ‘disabled’. Hotels. Offices. Factories. Everywhere. Do not use if you’re not disabled because the level of tutting from the 80 year old behind you is unsurpassed in the western world

@Br_____rd Big fat fucker, a cook on the telly

@StupidNeilAgain Big Who?

What a surprise Big Zuu being a sex offender. Said nobody, ever.

Energy independence means we should be lifting everything out the North Sea. Miliband and Starmer need to get the fuck out

@Singo831 @Steeeks1 I think Thomas Partey wore Predators

@iwillbehave7 I haven’t yet. I seem to be very unpopular in Africa at the moment though

@StupidNeilAgain Never Neil be strong 💪

Right, I’ve annoyed loads of people so I might mute my Big Zuu tweet in a bit

@40_40vision It won’t.

@StupidNeilAgain Would be funny if this lead to you being sued

@snoozedoggydog2 I wouldn’t, I couldn’t give a fuck about any of it

@StupidNeilAgain Nope if it was skin colour or religion you’d be bleating you need to fucking grow up you little prick

Boro fans cry about their player getting insulted about his stutter need to fffucking ggggrow up

@BlasterCommon The most useless creatures on earth

@Finton05408696 I interviewed someone years ago and his reference from his last job said “His confidence and arrogance do very little to hide his obvious lack of any intelligence or talent “ That’s what Ryan Lowe reminds me of.