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@shxtshawnsay Speaking from experience, make sure you get your own inspector to into inspector the house you're looking to buy. Don't just let the realtor handle it like I did!

I think I’m about to buy me a house.

@physicallyxweak Not Jeff used to be Jennifer! 😭😭😭

i have a better question

Yall gonna have to explain to Unc what the hell “You the birthday” means.

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Respect!!

@beyoncegarden Modern day minstrel show. Smdh

he really pmo in ways i can’t explain😭

They knew to crop that mUgg out

my coworker passed away yesterday and they were about to fire him for not showing up, these jobs do not gaf about you bro…. choose yourself.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

When i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

I wish Scavengers reign had more seasons 😪

@itsKARY_ Because his mom slept with his best friend while his father watched. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Why Jaden Smith always got an attitude? Judy Attitudey

@iDavey You ain't have to come for Anna P*quin like that! 😭😭😭

Who is she and can she act? The look doesn't matter if they have the acting talent of a rock.

Where did Jack Harlow even find such a hat???

Me if there was an award for getting played

The concept of craving intimacy but not wanting to actually engage with anyone >>>

@tufpraise That's because to be religious in this country, you MUST be hateful - your faith demands it.

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

It’s SOO hard making friends as an adult 😭

@Simone_Mc95 @MelloFelicia1 What if you can't stand people who are like you? 🤔

@MelloFelicia1 The easiest way to make friends is to find the same people as you. Y’all somewhat act the same, have the same interests, somewhat of a similar lifestyle….. It’s cool when you find someone like you.

Is this a safe space I’m really struggling to make friends as an adult