Captain Dandy

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Captain Dandy

Captain Dandy

@CaptainDandy86

Celtic

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smithy🇱🇻@rs187451·
@CaptainDandy86 @greggislocallfc i’ve got more doe than you😂i’m not a filthy crack addict like you aswell so i don’t rinse my money, and my granny isn’t dead so who’s the real winner😂🫵🏻
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Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼?
Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼?@greggislocallfc·
Hahahaha beautiful scenes these at ibrox. Rangers fans are proper embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣
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Robert@RangersRobert83·
All im asking, is Rangers dont fuck up my weekend
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Captain Dandy
Captain Dandy@CaptainDandy86·
@rs187451 @greggislocallfc Who’s the real winner 😂😂 you stay at home with your maw n da ya smelly bastard . Letting Africans in to ruin your maws big hairy arse. I am the real winner
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Captain Dandy
Captain Dandy@CaptainDandy86·
@rs187451 @greggislocallfc You stay at home with your maw n da and your 19 year old ya cabbage 😂 fucking skint. Your maw n da claim benefits because they’re too lazy to work. Scrounging bastards
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smithy🇱🇻
smithy🇱🇻@rs187451·
@CaptainDandy86 @greggislocallfc you’re an absolute waffler, i canny believe how rattled i have you, every wage ya get is gone within the hour cause you’re having to pay off all that debt u have, and then sort out ur mongo sons caring cause ur that much of a jake u canny even look after ur own kids😂😂😂🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻
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Captain Dandy
Captain Dandy@CaptainDandy86·
@rs187451 @greggislocallfc Nobody earns peanuts aprons offshore son . You on the other hand are getting 2 ton a week 😂😂😂😂. I get more a day ya tramp
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smithy🇱🇻
smithy🇱🇻@rs187451·
@CaptainDandy86 @greggislocallfc u earn peanuts mate stop making out like ur loaded, all ur money gets blown on heroin and ur kids medical bills cause they’re wee mongos😂😂🫵🏻🫵🏻
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Captain Dandy
Captain Dandy@CaptainDandy86·
@rs187451 @greggislocallfc I don’t need tk save money because of the amount I earn ya fucking tramp 😂😂. Saving money staying in a council house 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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smithy🇱🇻
smithy🇱🇻@rs187451·
@CaptainDandy86 @greggislocallfc ever heard of saving up money? i doubt u have cause every time u get paid u have to spend half of it covering ur tick bill, and then the other half u spend on rent for ur 1 bedroom crack den, imagine raising kids when ur a heroin addict nae wonder they got taken off you😂
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Captain Dandy
Captain Dandy@CaptainDandy86·
@rs187451 @greggislocallfc 😂😂😂😂😂 so do you ? Why you still living at home with them ya parasite 😂. Your maw is a fat smelly junkie whore who claims benefits
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smithy🇱🇻
smithy🇱🇻@rs187451·
@CaptainDandy86 @greggislocallfc “the you go and say that” if you’re gonna take the piss out of my spelling atleast spell correctly when ur trying to prove a point u fucking spoon😂my mum and dad have plenty of doe and so do i, and i have plenty of doe because i don’t blow it on gear and heroin like you ya jake
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Captain Dandy
Captain Dandy@CaptainDandy86·
@rs187451 @greggislocallfc I am no spelling expert but anything I’ve misspelled you’ve highlighted the you go and say that ya fucking tit 😂. Your junkie maw an da still claiming benefits aye
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smithy🇱🇻
smithy🇱🇻@rs187451·
@CaptainDandy86 @greggislocallfc why have, sorry forgot you are a spelling expert, anyway why have both your sons been bullied at school and come home crying every day? is because their da is a filthy heroin addict who punches their mum about?
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Captain Dandy
Captain Dandy@CaptainDandy86·
@rs187451 @greggislocallfc Never mind me fighting anyone. You’ve been battered every single time you open that mouth of yours ya little victim
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smithy🇱🇻
smithy🇱🇻@rs187451·
@CaptainDandy86 @greggislocallfc bet you’ve never fought anyone over 6ft, once i get my hands on you we will see who’s laughing then, you’re probably a wee skinny 5ft7 jakebaw who thinks he’s solid after a few lines, i would take yer head clean off and start doing kick ups with it
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smithy🇱🇻
smithy🇱🇻@rs187451·
@CaptainDandy86 @greggislocallfc your granny couldn’t fight the diseases she had, hence why she’s in the ground, and after i’ve fought you and embarrassed you it’ll be you in the ground next to her rotting smelly corpse
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smithy🇱🇻
smithy🇱🇻@rs187451·
@CaptainDandy86 @greggislocallfc i wouldn’t need to use one, but i’d do anything it takes to make sure you never see another day on this planet, you deserve a horrible slow death and hopefully it’s in front of ur family
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Frank Bruno MBE 🇬🇧
Frank Bruno MBE 🇬🇧@frankbrunoboxer·
Morning (again) so the inevitable phone call has come from Jake Pauls office 2 millions pounds for an "exhibition fight" plus 1 million for every round the fight continues after the 1st one to be held at the London Stadium in November in time for my 65th Birthday I have to say I am considering it
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