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@cammakingminds Every single render I’ve seen so far doesn’t account for earth orbiting the sun.

If you are using the earth as a reference frame, the moon is actually doing a close flyby of Artemis II.

@iamspritz @marcorubio Oh ye cause Americans are famously experts on global geopolitics and super cultured 🤣

@marcorubio And still some of my European compatriots will watch this, shrug their shoulders and say:"Meh, not an European problem" or worse think this is all nonsense, completely ignorant about the Middle East.

@CaptainDandy86 @SteelmenNews Yes. You have.

@Userisjamie @SteelmenNews Made a Rip roaring cunt of yourself 😂

Jens Berthel Askou has left Motherwell.

@CaptainDandy86 @SteelmenNews We’ve got a bite

@Userisjamie @SteelmenNews You are a fucking cabbage believing this

@jack A lot of waffle to reword the “matrix hierarchy”

@RangersFC @Rampant_Jack Hope he breaks his leg tbh …

We can today confirm Rabbi Matondo has joined Norwegian side SK Brann on a permanent deal. The 25-year-old Welsh international made 70 appearances for the club after joining in the summer of 2022, scoring eight times for the Light Blues. Everyone at Rangers wishes Rabbi the best of luck in his future endeavours.

@JimmyShen2018 @Arrogance_0024 Yes it’s called long term strategy

@Userisjamie @Arrogance_0024 It takes 5-10 years to develop oil infrastructure in Venezuela.

When the strategic reserve runs out, the global economy BURSTS because a supply crisis is much worse than just a price shock. We could see MASSIVE supply chain disruption and INSANE inflation. In an extreme case where 20% of global oil is lacking, it means that: - Plastic production falls by 15-20% within weeks, disrupting packaging, electronics casings, medical supplies, and consumer goods globally. - Fertiliser output drops 15%, threatening the 2026 harvest across South Asia and Africa and creating famine risk by 2027. - Jet fuel availability falls 18%, grounding an estimated 30% of long-haul flights and collapsing air freight capacity for semiconductors, pharmaceuticals and fresh produce. - Synthetic rubber production down 20%, halting tyre manufacturing within 60 days and cascading into automotive and logistics. - Pharmaceutical manufacturing disrupted by 25% as petrochemical solvents, capsule casings and sterile packaging feedstocks run short. - Asphalt supply collapses 30%, freezing road construction and maintenance globally. - Synthetic textile production falls 20%, hitting fast fashion, industrial fabrics and military equipment supply chains. - Detergent and cleaning product output down 20% as surfactant feedstocks dry up. - Paint and coating production drops 25%, stalling construction and automotive manufacturing. - Adhesives and sealants fall 30%, disrupting electronics, aerospace and packaging assembly lines. - Container shipping rates triple within a fortnight, choking the 80% of world trade that moves by sea. - Global food prices spike 40-60% within 90 days as fertiliser, packaging, refrigeration and transport costs compound simultaneously. - Electricity in oil-dependent nations rationed within 30 days, triggering blackouts across Pakistan, Bangladesh and sub-Saharan Africa. - Automotive production halts within 45 days as rubber, plastics and paint supply chains simultaneously fail. - Hospital supply chains face critical shortages of IV bags, syringes, and sterile packaging within 60 days. And that's just oil... Iran could give the global economy a heart attack and use it to get everything it wants.

@JimmyShen2018 @Arrogance_0024 Venezuela is a bigger basin and isn’t trying to destroy Israel, Middle East and Persia.

@Userisjamie @Arrogance_0024 Nuke Iran and much oil in Mideast will be radioactive and not usable. Iran will completely destroy all oil infrastructure in the region after that. And Israel will be completely wiped out (deservedly so).

@EdConwaySky 1. Now do a proportional comparison to global consumption in those eras, Ed. 2. Now tell the UK audience that less than 5% crude comes from Iran. You’re welcome.

📽️ WHY are diesel prices rising so fast? Well, partly because this is the worst oil supply shock in modern history. And partly because of an obscure decision taken by politicians decades ago. My latest mega primer on the economic consequences of war in the Gulf👇

@NeilMcCoyWard Almost none of that is true Lmfao

It’s only week five this is the global picture as of today. 🇧🇩 Bangladesh - Fuel rationing active. Universities closed. Military deployed in oil depots. 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka - Fuel rationing active. 15 litre per week cap for private motorists. Four day school week. Scaled back public sector operations. 🇸🇮 Slovenia - 50 litre per day cap on fuel for private drivers. 200 litres for businesses and farmers. Indefinite. 🇵🇭 Philippines - National energy emergency declared. Four day working week in place. 🇵🇰 Pakistan - Four day work weeks and school closures still in effect. 🇲🇲 Myanmar - Alternating driving days imposed. 🇹🇭 Thailand - Diesel price cap imposed. Government officials told to work from home and limit travel. Fuel exports banned except to Cambodia and Laos. 🇻🇳 Vietnam - Tapping fuel price stabilisation fund. Officials encouraged to work from home and limit travel. 🇰🇪 Kenya - Rationing by major fuel suppliers ongoing. Rural areas already running out. 🇪🇬 Egypt - Fuel and electricity rationing active. Malls, restaurants and retailers shutting at 9pm. Illuminated billboards switched off. Government buildings closing at 6pm. 🇮🇳 India - Government phasing out LPG cylinders for households with access to piped gas to prioritise supply. 🇨🇳 China - Export ban on diesel, gasoline and aviation fuel until at least end of March. 🇰🇷 South Korea - Fuel price cap imposed. First in 30 years. Voluntary fuel conservation measures in place. 🇯🇵 Japan - Refiners requesting government release of stockpiled oil. 95% of crude imported from Gulf states. 🇪🇸 Spain - €5 billion emergency package. Tax reductions on electricity and gas. Subsidies for transport operators and farmers. 🇩🇪 Germany - BASF raising prices on goods by up to 30%. What could be coming 🇬🇧 UK - Ministers could activate contingency powers to introduce fuel rationing at petrol stations. 80% of UK goods travel by road. IEA has advised considering carpooling and working from home to save fuel. 🇪🇺 EU - Emergency measures under discussion. Storage across many member states below 30%. Shell's CEO warned Europe could face fuel rationing starting in April if the Strait stays closed. G7 finance ministers, energy ministers and central bank governors met in Paris today and issued a joint statement saying they stand ready to take "all necessary measures" to preserve stability in energy markets. None of these restrictions have been easing. In several countries they are only getting worse.

@celticway1888 @mcgowan_stephen Ha ha ha ha

❌ Julian Araujo has been ruled out for seven to eight weeks with a quad strain. It remains to be seen whether Bournemouth will sanction the right-back's return to Celtic before the end of the season. Exclusive from @mcgowan_stephen. 🔗 celticway.co.uk/news/25977903.…

@flavell5 @RichardWellings @jemmm85517813 But not.

@RichardWellings @jemmm85517813 Apparently Tesco where I live is holding on until the price goes up. They had a delivery the night before according to the next door garage who had one too and was actually selling fuel. Gobsmacking if true!

Controlled media are now floating the idea of draconian restrictions on driving as a response to fuel shortages. Conveniently, these are the kind of anti-car policies the "power elite" were already planning as part of their climate lockdowns agenda. mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b…

@RichardWellings While simultaneously pushing EVs? Wtf you taking about…

@Independent Stfu

Is it time for UK households to prepare a household emergency plan after government advice on the Iran war? trib.al/lsXbe0Z

@bizzehdee @Badger26348 @MRJKilcoyne Net exporter of Brent crude.

@Badger26348 @MRJKilcoyne Ill reword what i said, we produce fuck all for local consumption. We export everything for profit, and we buy the same stuff back in for even more money than that.. The same thing since they cancel out.. We could have effectively free energy if we used our own gas, but we dont

Somehow the UK is always the most exposed nation, I don't know how we do it. But no matter the crisis, we're always the most exposed and yet we seem to be the least of the beneficiaries in the "good times". What exactly is our secret sauce of this special curse of ours?

@MRJKilcoyne A compromised media that spread nothing but rage bait to suit the agenda of whichever party not in power.

@Steven_Swinford Less than 3% of UK’s oil comes via the straight. Brown envelopes for you? Did our nation ever have a credible, non compromised media? Time the con artists were shut down. That’s you.

The government doesn't like to talk about its contingency plans - on petrol rationing, on fertilister, on CO2 - for fear of provoking panic but behind closed doors in Whitehall they are happening Today we have the first tangible evidence - the government has abgreed to invest £100million to reopen a carbon dioxide plant in Teeside. The plant was mothballed in September CO2 is key to food and drink production, used for everything from packaging food to keep it fresh, fizzy drinks and stunning livestock during slaughter Decision first reported by FT

@ScotlandSky VAR did nothing ✅ Ridiculous 4 game ban ✅ Play Celtic soon ✅

❌ Motherwell midfielder Callum Slattery has been handed a four-match ban after an off-the-ball incident with St Mirren’s Richard King in their 5-0 win last month. More - #liveblog-body" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">skysports.com/football/live-…