Carla Radames

REST IN PEACE TO MY CHUD SON WISH HE KILLED MORE THAN ONE SUICIDAL GAY GUY BUT HE WAS JUST BORN SO I FORGIVE HIM

@adawong_74 SORRY GIRL I’M LIKE THIS NATURALLY

@CarlaNotAda try to calm your tits down, carla. it's barely 5 in the morning.

@5tinky123 THANK YOU I AM LIKE THIS NATURALLY 😁😁

@CarlaNotAda Carla, you have entranced me with your caps lock posts

I KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO WOULD DRINK THIS WITHOUT SPITTING

@adawong_74 MY BAD GIRL OUR JOINT MOTHERING ARE TRIGGERING CUNTQUAKES

@CarlaNotAda mm. ‘slay’ is a little too close to that performance you put on for me in 2013.

@BSAALtNivans I HAVE ONE ITS JUST BROKEN NOW DRINK YOUR BARELY LEGAL ALCOHOL AND RELAX IT’LL ONLY TAKE LIKE FIVE MINUTES

@CarlaNotAda yuuuck yuo have bugsin yourh ouse?? girl get azapper

ELP

@BSAALtNivans IF YOU FEEL A POKE DON’T WORRY I AM TOTALLY NOT TAKING SAMPLES ITS PROBABLY JUST A MOSQUITO

@BSAALtNivans 😁😁

//The one thing that’s annoying about writing in all caps that if you make a typo it’ll sometimes just repeat the word to fix it! 😭

THIS KIDNAPPING SHIT IS EASY AS FUCK

@BSAALtNivans I TOTALLY PROMISE I WOULD NEVER LIE TO A DRUNK PERSON 😁🤞🏼🤞🏼

@CarlaNotAda do u peomis itr not a trap

kmmtoo drunk bro hteres a fuciing lighter talking tome

LEGAL DISCLAIMER FROM MY LAWYER: YOU WILL HAVE TO INJECT YOURSELF WITH THE C-VIRUS FOR SAID FREE LIMBS

@BSAALtNivans I HAVE STRONGER ALCOHOL COME TO MY MY HOME I GOT SHIT THATS BARELY LEGAL

@CarlaNotAda hmmmm i tuink yes

EATING CIGARETTES AND SMOKING FRIES LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN

LOWKEY I’D BE A GREAT MOM IF I WASN’T A HORRIBLE PERSON 🤔💭💭💭

@BSAALtNivans YOU SHOULD ALSO DRINK SOMETHING STRONGER ITLL MAKE YOU DRUNKER FASTER

@CarlaNotAda tjatst he palan

What doesnt kill you adds to your lore

@totallyrealbsaa IT’S MOST LIKELY GOING TO BE IRREGULAR BOWEL MOVEMENTS BUT I’D LIKE IT TO BE DEATH

what would happen if i mixed all four herbs and force fed them to leon? vote now I’m gonna stick a tube down his throat while he sleeps.

IF ANYONE FREE LIMBS YOU SHOULD JOIN MY ORGANIZATION BECAUSE I CAN GIVE THEM