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@Utdtruthful Who saw Sesko celebrating that Cunha goal like it was his? 🥹

I only support one club, Manchester United. I’m not doing the Real Madrid/Manchester thing.

seeing your body change from working out is so satisfying.

Wale mko teaching practice na attachment, mumeona GLE kwa parking?

So many people just finished uni and moved on with their lives, no clearance, no certificate, just straight-up hustle.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the single fathers out there. . . Yea that sound stupid huh remember that on June 21st bitch

1-0 - The only scoreline to happen more frequently in the Premier League this season than Arsenal winning 1-0 (7 times) is Manchester City winning 3-0 (8). Appropriate.

Apparently he was their version of Mainoo looool

This league title is a massive stain on what Pep, Klopp, SAF, Mourinho, Wenger made the Premier League to be

@Seyifacts @ArnoldCryptoh @UTDKara Not you tho'

@ArnoldCryptoh @UTDKara Even with that, we have individuals who can buy whole counties in Kenya 😂

Someone living in Kenya telling me I live in Nigeria 😭

I love academic Twitter so much. You all inspire me.

Scott Parker and Burnley football club - everyone thinks you’re a joke, everyone thinks you are just going to lie down, everyone thinks that you are an easy three points, everyone thinks beating you is a formality. Write your own script.

I’m tired of cracking jokes, crack you when??

Prem teams need to start walking away like Senegal did nkts

I think it’s a foul but it’s ironic because in reality they do it to every single team themselves.

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Real Madrid's starting XI to face Barcelona! 💫

Mafans wa Gor ni kama wako huku pia

Ukiona akicheka hivi huezi jua anaeza kuua na slippers.

Hiding your friends from viewing your mother's pic you posted on WhatsApp is some btch move.

Is it collusion if Pep Guardiola calls Michael Jackson over the phone and organises a dinner over the next week, giving him tactical advice on how to set up against Arsenal? Any rule against that?

Nothing baffles me more than the fact that some Americans will be flat broke and homeless, but still have a car 😭😭😭