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@ChefSalisbury

🏆 Multi Award Winning Team #privatechefs & #performancechefs. We cook healthy food in clients' own homes. #consultancy & #contentgeneration. +(44)7741 128280

Going Global Bergabung Ağustos 2014
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Had a diary input and didn't know what it was for and couldn't find the email to tell me. Turned up to a conference to deliver a keynote speech. Thank god I am good a winging it. Got a standing ovation. Now driving two hours for another diary input I haven't a clue about.
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Talk Eat Laugh@ChefSalisbury·
@fesshole As a chef, this is nonsense. You do not stir with a ladle.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I teach my culinary students to use only wooden ladles to stir and not metal ones. Nobody has asked me why. It's because I don't want to listen to clanging metal for hours. Nothing to do with food or porosity or thermal anything.
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Talk Eat Laugh@ChefSalisbury·
@pauljefff_ @fesshole He probably thinks everything is fine. He assumes the household’s organised rhythm of each day, the structure of each week, indicates everything is fine. He hasn’t learned who you are. Breaking away and restarting is a huge upheaval. Perhaps counselling is worth a try.
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Uncle Jeff
Uncle Jeff@pauljefff_·
This is heartbreaking but way too common. When someone starts withdrawing, it’s because they’ve learned the other person isn’t actually listening/interested. Marriage shouldn’t feel like what you’re experiencing, don’t forget the kids are watching, they learn what love looks like from you two. Maybe it’s time for a proper talk or counselling before the emotional gap gets too wide to fix.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My husband doesn't bother to listen to anything I say so I've stopped telling him anything about myself. It's just delivery of information now. He hasn't noticed. I'm gutted but I'll never leave because of the children.
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Matt Forde
Matt Forde@mattforde·
Oh boy… second show in a row where a drunk heckler has had to leave. Both times it’s been someone in their 60s/70s. Are they the only generation who can afford to get wasted now?
Steve McCabe@steve_mccabe

Just seen @mattforde in Guildford. Very funny and topical with great impersonations and ad libs and well able to deal with a slightly inebriated heckler who was becoming a bit of a pain

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Sovey@SoveyX·
This is brilliant.
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Talk Eat Laugh@ChefSalisbury·
@fesshole This is the saddest thing I’ve read on feeshole. Human connections are out there. You could try doing something you like in a place close to home and see if you can strike up a chat with a stranger everyday. One of those chats might develop into a connection.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I live alone, have no living family and rarely see any friends. If I ever need to order anything online I wait until the week running up to my birthday or Christmas to make it feel like I'm getting lots of presents.
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Talk Eat Laugh@ChefSalisbury·
@mattforde Is this related to anything in particular? Or the general state of the world?
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Matt Forde@mattforde·
The fuck
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Transfer News Live
Transfer News Live@DeadlineDayLive·
🚨 Marc Guéhi is scheduled to undergo his medical with Manchester City today. Crystal Palace have agreed a deal to sell their captain for £20M upfront plus add-ons. (Source: ESPNFC)
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Buitengebieden@buitengebieden·
Oops.. 😅
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Talk Eat Laugh@ChefSalisbury·
@mattforde Happy Christmas/New Year to you. For a lot of people (me included) Christmas is utterly the most grim time of year and I’m only able to relax once I can on longer see it in the rear view mirror.
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Matt Forde@mattforde·
Still Christmas innit
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Talk Eat Laugh@ChefSalisbury·
@TimHarford I have just finished watching The Princess Bride for the 1st time. Partly on your recommendation, partly as a tribute to Rob Reiner. What an absolute wheelbarrow load of old nonsense. That’s 98 mins of my life I won’t get back. Plus you have, v much, gone down in my estimations.
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Talk Eat Laugh@ChefSalisbury·
@rorysutherland I’m not arguing for the removal of juries, I’m pointing out that following an argument based on simple logic is beyond the capabilities of many of the public. Therefore they will ONLY come to a decision via intuition.
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Rory Sutherland
Rory Sutherland@rorysutherland·
I think everyone may be missing the point on the jury system. The value of a jury is that they are free to arrive at a decision *without* being required to rationalise it, and hence are free to use their powers of intuition alongside their powers of reasoning.
The Trials of Lucy Letby@LucyLetbyTrials

Terrific @robilypj op-ed: "My case offers a glimpse of a terrifying, no-jury future" "The errors in my case were not the fault of 12 ordinary people who followed the legal directions they were bound to. No, the wrong turn was down to the judge alone." thetimes.com/uk/law/article…

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Talk Eat Laugh@ChefSalisbury·
@rorysutherland Fair point. However have you met members of the public? So many of them (of us) can’t follow a reasoned argument and have zero idea of scientific principles. So definitely can’t follow a scientific argument. Many people with BA/MAs think it’s clever to not understand science.
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Fabrizio Romano
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨💣 BREAKING: Nuno Espirito Santo and Nottingham Forest part ways with immediate effect. Decision made after tension between the parties in the recent weeks, it’s over for Nuno at #NFFC, as @Record_Portugal reports. 3 candidates including Ange Postecoglou under consideration.
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