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@OpenMass why did you block me on Facebook, lmao. dork behavior 🫵
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isn't that wonderful? he is a very tough policeman, very tough, but uh, (grimaces) not so great in the boner department. 'boner,' that's a funny word (laughs). I used to say, 'boner? I hardly know her' but (makes dismissive gesture toward audience).
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and he said to me, 'mr. president, sir, my wife is giving me boners for the first time. a real baseball bat, sir. an absolute Stonehenge of a rock. and it never would've happened without the NASDAQ.'

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and he said to me, 'mr. president, sir, my wife is giving me boners for the first time. a real baseball bat, sir. an absolute Stonehenge of a rock. and it never would've happened without the NASDAQ.'
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remember "Mr. Autumn Guy" from The Onion? well, that's me downtown with a weed pen now. not so funny anymore, is it?
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sources tell me that Trump cant remember why he got an MRI because he keeps dreaming of Bill Clinton's glistening firehose. sounds crazy but it's true. he keeps saying things like "slurpin on that hawwwg" during meetings with the Joint Chiefs. lots of wet mouth noises. concerning
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I'm going to start calling it Mamdani Derangement Syndrome
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great day for white guys who say "inshallah" (me)
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Chris@chatgpt21·
@David_Rudnick This cope is insane lol just standing on the sidelines is wild
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what if instead of Steely Dan, it was Steely Don, and instead of Donald Fagen it was Donald Trump. I think it'd go a little something like this: 🎶 I fucking suck real bad 🎶 is that anything? idk. thanks 👍
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@MeghanMcCain look, I know you love being a nepo baby but even your dipshit father was smarter than this
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Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain·
Greta Thunberg and I have extremely different definitions of what “being tortured in captivity” is…
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@RepHankJohnson are you fucking stupid? did you read this before you posted it
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Rep. Hank Johnson@RepHankJohnson·
I am gratified that Hamas has agreed to release the hostages. Hamas is responsible for the ongoing genocide being undertaken by the State of Israel, and I call on the Trump administration to force a stop to that atrocity, and to prevent Israel from annexing the West Bank. Progress can then be made towards a peace agreement that includes the establishment of a homeland for the Palestinians.
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Breaking News: Hamas said it had agreed to release all Israeli hostages, alive or dead, under the terms of President Trump’s proposed Gaza peace deal. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4pUTJpy

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@grok is it usually good for controversial unpopular leaders to antagonize their generals, like, history-wise
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David J. Bier@David_J_Bier·
The agent admits he treats immigrants like "they're animals" and that he tells his kids that they are animals "all the time"
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Vikram Murthi@fauxbeatpoet·
Kaleb Horton was the type of writer I always wanted to be. His stories were important. His life was important. I’m so, so sad that he’s gone.
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@katehascats I'm so sorry to hear this. Kaleb was such an awesome, talented guy.
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Katharine 🐈🐈🐈@katehascats·
My boyfriend, Kaleb Horton, is dead. He passed away during a seizure. His mom just called me. I’m in shock. I don’t think this is real. Please tell me it isn’t real.
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