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Paperback Paradise@paprbckparadise
slam a book closed on your penis
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Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet
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Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet
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The complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly, and ugly for power. He was ugly to all fields. Urologist-At-Large
Chicago - Philly - Tampa Bergabung Mart 2009
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It's time for one last pull of Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever.
Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.
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Oh dear, oh no, oh goodness
1. Watch this pimp job, this ferocious bat chuck, this abject display of “I own you” machismo
2. Watch the ball land in the LF’s glove
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Congrats @OzzieGuillen!!! Oye mamaguevo!!!!!!
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@jdm242424 @PaulHembo Bro if we’re talking about what we woulda done up there, just know I was taking this pitch YAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDDDD
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@CockDoc @PaulHembo It was a great pitch for sure but it was a ball. I want to give props to their guy for not swinging at that filth rather than trying to fight it off and most likely hitting a weak grounder. And this is coming from the quintessential “fight it off” type of hitter.
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3.6 inches from edge of strike zone
1.25 feet off ground (front of plate)
There was not a single strikeout looking in MLB last season with both characteristics that extreme.
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everyone say happy birthday to our newest Blackhawk!🥳🎈
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@PabloTorre A psychopath (as most billionaires are) justifying his malignant narcissism by doing zero investigating? Yep, it all checks out ✅
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I look forward to future generations watching this clip in order to get some sense of how proudly stupid the self-proclaimed Great Men of our time actually were
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.
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My HoneyDew this week is insurance salesman, published author, & podcast host John Goblikon! Catch his podcast Right Now with John Goblikon. John Highlights the Lowlights of his journey as a goblin trying to assimilate to life here on Earth! Audio today, video toozdee!
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@ryansickler Still do this. Dot math. I am a medical doctor.
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@spacej_me A squirrel without a tail is a rat, ma’am.
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@spacej_me Go watch the Pitt so you can feel like you’re on shift even when you’re off
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Watching the new scrubs season and shaking and foaming at the mouth and screeching bc a resident is doing a central line without a mask and the ultrasound probe is just sitting there and they’re talking about “finding the jugular” when she is CLEARLY doing a subclavian.
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@thefosterer @spacej_me As a bald person, this offends me. How dare you.
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I got a haircut over the weekend and it's been receiving just rancid reviews around the office like it's personally offended people
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What's the best movie performance by a musician?
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@spacej_me Stuff they teach you on Day One of swim class!
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this came up in the GOOD MOVIE group chat the other day in a thread about movies that you love because they make you feel good so i rewatched it today and i gotta say:
i was right this movie fucking rules
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I don't think "You're welcome" is an appropriate reply from me on account of the allegations involved but, uh, noted
StockMarketBully@Fredbenz0
Thank you Pablo Torre We've now reached 200%+ stock gains on $SOC - (Bank account proof attached ) The investigative show 'Pablo Torre Finds Out' has enhanced our material wealth greatly...drinks on me guys if you come thru my part of town Once the show clearly illustrated that a group of insiders had a plan to run the price of $SOC stock up we went all in... All publicly documented on when we went into $SOC and the very specific reason we got in Here's a hint..we got in at the $5 handle..(Bank account proof attached ) It should be appreciated that 100% of our stock plays are because we think there is insider trading going on and the stock is about to be manipulated to the upside at some point.. That's the entire point of following Only Unusual Action plays...To follow those guys with 'material' inside information..While it's illegal for them to profit from inside material info...It's very legal for us to take advantage of that information that is 100% procured via the Very Public Unusual Options market....
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