Pecker Checker, MD, The Piss Prophet

Please do not do this when I’m on call. Thanks

@MLBNetwork @whitesox @jdm242424 🥹

Has Will Venable opened up a boat tour in Chicago? ⛴️😂 The @whitesox have won 5 straight and are over .500!

@Jomboy_ @jdm242424 🤣

Pitcher fired up after being falsely accused of cheating, a breakdown throwback

@SheaSerrano He asked me to call ASPCA on you for this. Worse than dogfighting. Whole family is going to jail!

marlowe’s first ever bath

apocalypse

Have you seen the orbs?

@SheaSerrano I mean, to really stand by this you should make it so that nobody can buy it UNLESS it’s blind preorder!!!

is it a smart plan to put a thing up for sale but refuse to tell anyone what it actually is? no but does it at least lead to more sales? also no 😂😂😂 but it’s always jokes > business strategies

@AwfulButGreat Shruck

@igetsoinspired I love lamp

Prepping my objects

SEMIFINAL #1: WALTER VS. KIMES VS. NOLAN — TONIGHT, 8ET on ABC

@AwfulButGreat This man a superhero vigilante

@pablofindsout lol James Dolan is a cartoon fucking villain

Knicks and Rangers owner (and notorious dog-hater) James Dolan effectively banished an autism service puppy from MSG, sources tell us, after models sitting near him noticed how cute the unofficial Rangers mascot was.

@jdm242424 @AxelTalksFilm No idea who this is

@AxelTalksFilm @CockDoc 👀

she's so pretty bro

@UNATHLETlC @AwfulButGreat 👀

“So Soft, So Fragile” (Life Size Statue)

@Puppieslover @wolfiecomedy @SheaSerrano

Did you know Snoopy is Mexican? The iconic character's barks and woo-woos were all performed by José Cuauhtémoc Meléndez, born in Sonora, Mexico. He moved to the U.S. and became Bill Melendez, the animator and voice that brought Peanuts to life.

@MLBNetwork @whitesox @TheMayorsOffice @jdm242424

Munetaka Murakami is tied for 1st in MLB in HRs and ranks top-5 in hard-hit and barrel percentage 🦾 DeRo and @TheMayorsOffice highlight the @whitesox star and how he's found success as a "three true outcome monster".

@jdm242424 @SheaSerrano @MalloryRubin So sorry to hear this Mills. What a great long life tho! Hugs for the whole family 😔😔😔

Sad day. My wife’s (and her mom’s) doggy of 21(!!!) years, Abby, crossed the rainbow bridge earlier today 🥺She was such a sweet dog and was there though some really tough times. She will be sorely missed @SheaSerrano @CockDoc @MalloryRubin

@carebecc I wish this was real. Genius bit.

Had a dream there was a recurring Letterman segment where he opened Pokémon cards and shuffled through them, blowing by super rare cards without acknowledging them. This infuriated viewers

@DonaldJTrumpJr lol he fucking hates you dude

Sleepover at dad’s house🤣 It never isn’t surreal to be able to witness this incredible slice of Americana. Just an absolute honor. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

We are honored to have been named the winner of the 2026 Pulitzer Prize in Audio Reporting!