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Is it kind of chic to die fat and chopped? Please let it be

Yes the internet unleashed levels of atrocities upon the human psyche that cannot be encapsulated in words but it makes my heart warm when strangers in tiktok comment sections be chatting it up like it’s the Group 6 boarding line

it’s all corrupt girl

Looking into this ‘schizo internet’ thing. So far just looks like regular internet to me

which one of those little TikTok f*gs is gonna do the lords work and sing Lovin On Me by Jack Harlow to Donald Trump

@snjeriwambugu Many such cases

Uber driver told me about his romantic woes, said I was the first person he has confided in…explained that his ethiopian girlfriend is possessed by a jinn that makes her lash out at him

And it’s everyone is legit two incidents away from getting ready for the purge

Neighbors on HBO is the only honest journalism rn

It just occurred to me the reason why there are only NPCs on love is blind is because real people dont talk to walls

My esoteric sense of humor and the vibrancy I bring to every occasion really scares people away from loving me completely. No one wants to fly close to the sun #doomed

Hear me out have you ever thought about what if it’s not other people it’s you

@netcapgirl So I found it on sharepoint but the query is linked to a file from Gary’s C drive. Gary doesn’t work here anymore

it’s on slack bro. it’s in the drive. i just put it in the notion bro i literally sent it to you on teams. did you check the airtable bro? it’s in the box bro. it’s single sign on, it’s on okta bro. no you need the yubikey. check your deel bro, it’s on gusto. check outlook bro

Wasians are evil because they’re the product of SIN

Fuck. neighbors on hbo might be the best tv I’ve ever seen

@JJFromTheBronx Her: The 31 year old personal trainer Him: Satan

I’m so curious who each of them had sex with last

@SCHIZO_FREQ @gorilla_rape Grown adults with thick New York accents always amaze me, like how did you not learn to code switch or something

@gorilla_rape I think 50% of us were imagining he sounded like Anthony bourdain for some reason

As soon as you hear Epsteins accent for the first time you realize why it’s taken years for you to hear Epsteins accent for the first time

@pissvortex Just silly little guys

What do you think this one was code for

*Lex Fridman interviewing Jeffrey Epstein* Do you think there's still room in this world for love?

@hunteryharris Ion even have kids and i was stressed tf out by Logan’s entitled ass kids

imagine three broke unemployed people trying to tell you what you can and can't do

this was the nastiest read in history. just nasty and rude for no reason

@neet_sol Anonymous question after the townhall be like

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die