Lotion (Union)

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@CommotionLotio1

The kinda guy who rolled high intelligence and low wisdom. Steal from your job, it's time to put theory into practice.

In your trash Bergabung Nisan 2021

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@RaceplayShawty My father had a gay roommate in college who stopped taking him to gay bars because my father would just go for the drinks they would buy him.

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rat 🌸@ouilizard·4h

hey man all good

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myles brown@mdotbrown·2h

This is third time someone tried to kill that man it’s not news anymore I’m trying to watch the playoffs

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no context memes@nocontextmemes·17h

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tiny trump@GarlicCorgi·1d

The immigration angle is really obfuscating the fact that "no, you're the one smoking fent" is probably the funniest comeback you can come up with in this scenario

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Lmao Indians who came to America to steal our jobs are getting felted by fent

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Lotion (Union)@CommotionLotio1·1d

For the last month I have been getting nothing but the most schizophrenic and nazi ads on this site in awhile

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wally b kleeposting@kleeposting·2d

The moral of 4chan's cultural victory over Tumblr culture is that calling someone a f****t and telling them to kys seems to be less hostile and alienating than typing a paragraph about why their statements are immoral

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@peppermintflyby My 2nd Prius died and Im driving a Corolla until I can save up for a 3rd. Going from 50+MPG to 30MPG has me feeling like this guy everyday

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𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔱@peppermintflyby·2d

been getting 65+ mpg, its so insane to me that 90% of the people driving suvs actually need a corolla but americans are gluttonous

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Problem Child@Footinit·2d

This was recently installed in a small town near me but the spoilsports removed it within 24 hours.

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LiterallyMeCats@literallymecats·3d

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Lotion (Union)@CommotionLotio1·2d

@parsons_tor As an electrician I can also tell you that is terrifying

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Tor Parsons ⍼@parsons_tor·3d

Christopher Street PATH has a threatening aura

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Meccha Japan@mecchaJP·2d

This Piplup is VERY BIG 😳💙 Is this too much or just right? 👀✨ #Pokemon #Piplup #BigPiplup

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haruspex🔮🍊 🇵🇸@Bolshie_Boy·2d

certified boomer classic

Maia 🦇@maiaonacross

i love how every time I talk about transition with my mom she's earnestly supportive but in a chronically 60s way so she just sounds like this

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🫐@berry_gatherer·3d

When u beat this game Obi Wan does the Trainspotting choose life monologue during the credits and no im not joking

Xbox Nostalgia@Xbox_Nostalgia

Star Wars: Obi-Wan (2001)

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KJGD | Gazun💮@Gazungamer·3d

KJGD | Kingu@KinguGaiden

Told this nigga I been through enough and he said "No I don't think you have"

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limp brittzkit@Brittymigs·3d

i have lived in nyc for 13 years and still every time i see the brooklyn bridge from the subway i go woooooah i live in da greatest city in da world :)

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