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@Footinit
Woman of misc. heritage & exotic ‘fro - Old enough to be your mother - Pro-Am carer - ‘Buxom menace’ - ‘Like Vera Drake’ - https://t.co/sKj6UggMj2
Cambridgeshire, England Bergabung Haziran 2010
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@BradfemlyWalsh Such a memorable episode. I cried both times.
36 years. Oh my god.
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Oh, YouTube algorithm, nobody understands me like you do...
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@scriptwren Haha. Of course! You’ll be the only one without sweat patches and bloody knees.
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@RobSchneider He’s not going to fuck you, you sycophantic fool.
He’s still a paedophile.
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There will never be another President who can deliver a joke like this exquisitely executed line next to the leader of the country that ‘surprise’ attacked us 84 years and 3 months ago…
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Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran? Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
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Dear Purdy & Figg, you will not get me however hard you try.
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contrary to popular belief- garfield is actually the name of the man, the cat is garfield’s monster
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@Footinit I’m attending Bruno Mars concert at Wembley, London July 22 so I am in the UK July 19 - July 23 😇
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@oncopharmacist Jesus Christ.
I’m strangely conflicted about who to root for.
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Yeah, we’ll just cut the head off the snake and then we’ve won, right?
𝐓𝐌𝐓@TMT_arabic
🚨 JUST IN: How Iran shot down a U.S. F-35 fighter jet. The video is going viral. This news is no less than a major shock for the United States.
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@Barry_Carrot Sounds pretty great, doesn’t it?! I’d fit right in.
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@Footinit I just remember having to pay for beer with tokens, sawdust on the floor & on-the-edge-of-offensive comedy. I think there were breasts popping out every now & again too
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@oncopharmacist I’ve broken 4 bones. Finger, clavicle and big toe and coccyx on 2 separate episodes of falling down stairs.
I’m incredibly clumsy.
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@Hopspur24 Of course, all enviable attributes.
Still time to master 100m hurdles.
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I’m not a misandrist.
Some of my best friends are men.
They’re great dancers, have enviable rhythm and excel at athletics.
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@Footinit York Way used to be where you went to get mugged or murdered. I suspect it’s where you go now for a loaf of sourdough & a pop-up mindfulness centre
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@oncopharmacist You’d certainly need to get a bit better first.
I think it’s pretty hard to die from a gentle circuit of roller skating.
Fractured coccyx though ✔️
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@Footinit It was fun & there was a fairly skanky Antipodean debauched pub / club across the road - called ‘The Church’ that used to open on Sundays, if Saturday night wasn’t quite enough for you. Fun times. The area is far too nice & gentrified now
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@Footinit I’d love to, but I would be a menace. I’m not even allowed to drive anymore, which is a hell of a bummer.
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@Footinit I would love to join. Have a long journey from Denmark though
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