Caveman Corey

Strait of Hormuz is Open! Strait of Hormuz is Closed! Open! Closed!

Just read it. Spot On - An Aussie reply to Trump’s rant about ‘NATO not being there for us’: “Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth.”

@HowThingsWork_ And the burning embers on the roofs and trees?

Testing a smart home fire system that eliminates any fire coming too close. 🔥

@WarMonitor3 The US gets the fuck out. Same as Russia to Ukraine.

What is a realistic diplomatic settlement look like between Iran and the US?

NO!

BREAKING🚨 A man was choked to death by ICE guards and DHS hid his body at a military base to block the autopsy. His name was Geraldo Lunas Campos. When the county medical examiner finally performed an autopsy, the conclusion was devastatingly clear: his death was ruled a homicide. But here is the detail that should make your blood run cold. When another man recently died at that exact same ICE facility, DHS didn't call the local medical examiner. Instead, they moved his body to a nearby U.S. Army base. And that Army base is now flat-out refusing to release the results of the autopsy. This was revealed by Senator Dick Durbin in a horrifying congressional hearing about the explosion of deaths in ICE custody under the Trump administration. At least 17 people have already died in ICE custody in just the first three months of this year alone. Many of them died from easily treatable illnesses. 911 logs show ICE facilities are completely overwhelmed, ignoring basic human rights. But moving a body to a military installation to dodge a local homicide investigation? That isn't just negligence. That is a coordinated, state-sponsored cover-up. They are operating mass detention facilities with zero accountability. They are treating human beings like they are disposable. And when their guards cross the line, they use the full weight of the federal military apparatus to hide the evidence. We are watching human rights abuses happen on American soil, funded by our tax dollars. We must demand the autopsy report. Share this. Do not let them sweep these deaths under the rug.

America hates Donald Trump.

@mrobinson73 @TheFungi669 Probably really gay. It’s not like he said he had bone spurs or some other BS like Trump did. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@TheFungi669 So the friend's son is either really gay or just a massive coward..... yep, they works out 🤷🤣

My MAGA friend’s son just got drafted to fight in Trump’s war in Iran. The recruitment officer asked the son, “Are you a homosexual?” The son replied, “Flaming?” He was sent home.

I’m wondering if you can still type: Donald Trump is a pedophile… And get 1,000 likes. 🤔

@GenoVeno73 They are truly deplorable

I've said this before, and so I say again.... I am 100% convinced that if MAGA found out Trump was indeed a full fledged pedophile, they'd offer their own kids up for his pleasure and tell the rest of the world, "it's what God wanted." That's how sick these fucks are.

@JosephGelman @MarioNawfal Then why haven’t they?

@MarioNawfal You realize the US can easily blow those boats out of the water and kill everyone in them?

🇮🇷 Iran is closing the Strait of Hormuz the dirty way. It started with 2 IRGC gunboats pulling up on a merchant tanker 20 nautical miles northeast of Oman, no radio warning, no challenge, just straight gunfire. Breach of maritime rules? The goal wasn't to sink the ship, but to send a crystal-clear message: try to sail through, and you're a target. That's Phase 1, intimidation. Behind it sits Iran's real asymmetric playbook: - Hundreds of fast-attack boats in swarms to overwhelm U.S. defenses, - thousands of naval mines, - mobile coastal anti-ship missiles using "shoot-and-scoot" from the mountains, - and quiet Ghadir-class midget subs lurking in shallow waters for torpedo ambushes. Iran knows it can't win a fair fight against the U.S. Navy. So it's turning the world's most vital oil chokepoint into a dangerous, unpredictable kill zone instead. Source: AI Telly YT

@TheRealDon85 *Bruce

I hope Caitlyn Jenner knows how virtually every trans person in the US is laughing at her stupid ass right now.

I miss the NBA playoffs being on TNT. Fuck Amazon Prime man

@GovPressOffice Like… why is the water Brown?! 🤮🤮

Yeah, we know

@CaltransDist3 @NevadaCountyCA @CaltransHQ Thanks for the heads up!

#HeadsUp Crews scheduled to shift lanes to the west along SR 49 in @NevadaCountyCA starting 4/19 as part of stage construction of the corridor improvement project. One-way traffic control with a pilot car 9pm - 6am weekdays, 8pm to 6am Sundays, weather permitting. @CaltransHQ

@BohuslavskaKate Trump works for Putin. The sooner everyone realizes that, the better.

After Trump returned to WH, Ukraine held out hope of winning him over. But Trump revealed his affection for Putin again and again, halted American aid to Kyiv, insulted Ukrainian leaders, pressured Ukraine to cede territory. Now, Kyiv appears to have given up on US - The Atlantic

Call me old fashioned but I don’t want MY FUCKING PLAYOFF GAMES ON PRIME VIDEO MY FUCKING OPENING DAY ON NETFLIX MY FUCKING BIGTEN BASKETBALL/FOOTBALL ON PEACOCK

I’m in California. Californians hate Trump.

I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

@Dad_2_The_Bone Red Hot Chili Peppers and Elvis Costello.

What band will always make you change the station. For me - Aerosmith