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CrampleSmarf@CrampleSmarf·
@GMango99 id only buy this if it had the classic "lemme lick ya asshole" and "what are you wearing" lines from Super Mario Wonder
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GoMango99@GMango99·
joined a vc with people i don't know well and my fucking mario flower started talking this was my worst purchase ever i hate it
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CrampleSmarf@CrampleSmarf·
@InAnOtterPlace I guess it's hard not to be grasping at straws with you live a life devoid of real connections.
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Toby Turner@TobyTurner·
i’m surrounded by retards cucks and faggots
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CrampleSmarf@CrampleSmarf·
@japan_nobunaga First one I got was a break barrel shotgun, wish I still had it, as it was an old piece of history. We aren't as polite as your country is so it's nice to have one hidden away for protection.
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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依
Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 Do you actually own a gun? In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once. Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never. But online, every American just goes "oh, mine's in the nightstand" like it's a phone charger 🔌 So now I'm genuinely curious: What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got? Is this normal everywhere in the US? Or just some states?
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🎀✨🌭Bland🌭✨🎀
I’m 29 today✨🌭 Even though I don’t have over 5 different binders full of pokemon cards and i definitely don’t have big buff arms and defined abs like the King…I think I’m at least a wee bit sussesful.😊
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Video Game Nostalgia
Video Game Nostalgia@GameStalgiaX·
You get one free remaster. What Xbox game are you bringing back?
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coolguy15
coolguy15@boomhotdog2·
attaching a silencer to my asshole
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anju 🦌
anju 🦌@ANJUonIine·
my list of zelda games from favorite to least: majoras mask ocarina of time wind waker link’s awakening zelda 1 twilight princess link to the past oracle of seasons oracle of ages minish cap botw totk four swords phantom hourglass spirit tracks skyward sword tri force heroes
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moon⭑.ᐟ@cuteonlyvibes·
you have to name him the last thing you ate
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Zelda Universe
Zelda Universe@ZeldaUniverse·
What if, after beating the main story in the Ocarina of Time remake, we get a side campaign that focuses on Sheik?
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thunderba11r
thunderba11r@thunderba11r·
This is how it felt dying in the Shrine of Amana over and over
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GnosisWolf
GnosisWolf@GnosisWolf·
I would happily eat this seven days a week. Maybe even eight. 🤔
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Trev🥀
Trev🥀@HereticPrevails·
@TurassiDoMolho Avralize The Narrator Greyhaven Heavensgate Karmanjakah Johnny Booth
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Trev🥀@HereticPrevails·
Give me 3 bands you like right now and ill attempt to give you new recommendations based off of them.
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Alex Rosen
Alex Rosen@iFightForKids·
William Mcroberts brought 2 DILDOS, CONDOMS, DIAPERS, AND MORE to have sex with a 13 year old girl.. and despite that, he was let go due to Boulder County DA Michael Dougherty cutting him loose. William admitted to being in possession of child porn as well. This is fucking ridiculous.
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Predator wanted to eat a 13 year old girl's shirt, brought 1 black, and 1 yellow Dildo, diapers, and condoms. Let's hope the liberal kingdom of Colorado arrests him tonight

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Gabe@melchizedek420·
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