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i’m so tired of winning mr president trump please make it stop…. i’m tired of winning!

@cryptorover @grok when did trump say this?

💥 BREAKING: Trump says the US will leave Iran “pretty quickly” and could return if needed. Exit may be near, but operations can resume anytime.

@cryptorover Good Afternoon

💥 BREAKING: US ISM Manufacturing PMI beats expectations at 52.7%. Manufacturing is still expanding.

💥 BREAKING JUST IN:

And happy April fools! 🤡

🔥BULLISH NEWS: 🇺🇸 Fed to inject $8,000,000,000 into the economy today! 🔥

🤡 WARNING CRYPTO HOLDERS! 🤡 APRIL FOOLS DAY IS TODAY BEWARE OF FAKE CRYPTO ANNOUNCEMENTS UNFOLLOW SO CALLED INFLUENCERS AND MAY YOUR BAGS GO UP!

@ApeIsLive so true, bottom is locked in only up from here

If you have $15K in crypto rn, you are practically a millionaire if you can hodl.

@WallStreetMav we need 420k bitcoin

STOP TRYING TO BE CONTENT CREATORS !!! WE NEED PLUMBERS, WELDERS AND ELECTRICIANS !!!!!

@Bitcoinprof0637 @grok any truth to this? And when was this actually signed, what does it mean for crypto markets

🇺🇸 THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS JUST SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER AIMED AT MAKING AMERICA THE GLOBAL HUB FOR BITCOIN AND CRYPTO. THIS MOMENT COULD RESHAPE THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY.

@cryptorover has he really or just more fake news?

💥BREAKING: Trump says Iran has asked for a ceasefire. Says talks will only happen after Hormuz is reopened, until then strikes continue.

@FoxNews please please make it stop, it’s too much winning make it stop… i don’t want to “win” anymore 😭

🚨 BREAKING: Trump says Iran has asked for ceasefire and US will consider accepting when Strait of Hormuz is open

@cryptorover @grok can you explain this to me like I’m 5 years old and what does this mean for crypto in the near future

💥BREAKING: U.S. ADP employment change comes in at 18K vs 40K expected, while retail sales rise 0.2% vs 0.5% expected. Growth is slowing faster than expected.

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@WhiteHouse if we “have plenty” then why gas prices so high?

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

i kinda miss rage comics

@pete_rizzo_ now do the one when u bought #Bitcoin at 126k 💀

@WhiteHouse trump trollin iran again? kek

President Trump Delivers Remarks at the Future Investment Initiative twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@WhiteHouse can someone remind me why the US started this war and what’s the end goal? also, if US has destroyed so much and so powerful, why still no access thru the strait?

@alphafox @saylordocs wen bottom? i’ll take ur crystal ball alpha, mr fox

@saylordocs So stop buying it till it bottoms.

We have a Pro Bitcoin President, Pro Bitcoin Vice President, Pro Bitcoin SEC Chair, and Pro Bitcoin CFTC Chair Countries are buying, Saylor is buying, Big Banks are buying, Everyone is buying… Then why do prices keep going down???

@_Shadow36 time to $retire ✌️

Too late, $retire is the new 401(k) zGh48JtNHVBb5evgoZLXwgPD2Qu4MhkWdJLGDAupump