Hollywood "The Troubleshooter"

Australians are whiny, bitchy, soft douches, just like the people in New Zealand, Canada, and the UK. Sad to see. Thought they were the cool ones.

Europeans experiencing American excess for the first time at the World Cup:

The Met Office has issued an “extreme heat” weather warning. Parts of the UK are expected to reach temperatures as high as 38°C across the next few days.

The USA’s current knockout bracket. 🇺🇸 Semi finals? 🔜

🚨JUST IN: UEFA have confirmed there will NOT be any hydration breaks during the 2028 Euros

Losing to the USA is the single most embarrassing result in Australian history

I don’t think Americans grasp how much the rest of the world DOES NOT want to be like them.

What if GTA 6 actually lets us wait for our burger order to be prepared instead of instantly handing it to us?

Okay, since you asked, here’s my American opinion. Soccer will never be as popular in America as football for 3 reasons: 1. The Fake Injuries Players are incentivized to flop because the other team is more likely to get a penalty. In football, it is the opposite. If a player has a real injury, play toughs it out and plays through it, it is seen as heroic. Americans like toughness and grit. 2. Chance Goals Many goals are scored by chance as opposed to skill. The chaos at the net when the ball is near is remarkable. Defenders blocking the goalie’s line of sight. The ball bouncing and ricocheting off of random body parts often determines if the ball goes in the net or out of bounds. In football, there are some elements of chance, but because players are allowed to use their hands, the points are primarily scored based on skill. Less is left to chance. Americans like control. 3. Low Scoring In football, it is still challenging to score, but it happens much more often. Also, every play has a chance for gratification and excitement: a first down, a big catch, a big hit, a sack, an interception, etc American like constant excitement.