Mobius Dick 🇨🇦

Other people mocking the Catholic Church: cringe, reddit atheist, Dawkins would approve Me mocking the Catholic Church: based, sectarian conflict, & marching-pilled

I have confirmed that @pollingcanada is responsible for the document claiming to be the Hafiz counter claim. Quito, probably time to explain these comments to our South Asian members:

@pollingcanada Thank you Quito

@MobyDickSpoiler You’re going to be ok Mobius, I don’t care what other people say about you

This may be what finally gets me blocked by Quito, but at least I'll have gone out in style

@pollingcanada Can't say I do!

@MobyDickSpoiler Indeed, you probably don’t remember MySpace

A campaign operative writing an op-ed, being denied publication then complaining about it publicly is peak 2026 🥹 🥹

@MakeUSAVAT @awatubu 😍

@awatubu @MobyDickSpoiler

We live in a hilarious time of juxtaposition

i saw a waymo get into a car crash yesterday and the whole front bumper came off revealing that it was actually being driven by a man that was at most 3 feet tall from a small compartment. when he realized i saw he took a pouch from his pocket threw it on the ground and vanished

@MakeUSAVAT @neconeco_0804 😍😍😍😍😍

@neconeco_0804 @MobyDickSpoiler

「茶トラしっぽメトロノーム」 😻『いつの間にか寝落ちしちゃってます✨️』 #お客様の声　#ねこのしっぽ

MEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. ONLY BRITAIN ENDURES.

@MobyDickSpoiler is not suicidal!!

@MobyDickSpoiler is not suicidal. His windows are not broken. He knows how to swim. If anything happens to him it was caused by the OLP

@panzerjager1945 ☝️

Hey lol

@ArfinNathaniel @pollingcanada It's clearly him, no one had the 12 vote figure publicly before him

Did you write this document @pollingcanada? Did you do so at the behest of Hafiz, or anyone associated with his campaign?

im 5'5 so instead of turning into something cool or scary ill end up transforming into this

‘Nothing was wrong’ turned into ‘it’s normal chaos’ turned into ‘ok but it wasn’t that bad’ turned into ‘trust the process’. What process?

@lafleurmtl Hope he is better soon 🙏 I wish him and his family the best

This is Daniel s stepdaughter Bad news He was found unconscious on the floor by neighbor He is in hôpital His condition is serious I will tell you when I know more

@johngordonoke Certainly could be an option as well

@MobyDickSpoiler Could Scarborough Centre be an option if NES holds out until the next election? That’s held by the PC’s

Hot take: I think he should run independently in Scarborough-Southwest. The party has shown that there's no way they'll allow him to get a seat elsewhere. And I don't think Hafiz has any shot at winning with all the stuff he's done out there

@anggglo Yes! Return to the roots of Canadian liberalism

@MobyDickSpoiler Form a new party and call it Reform Ontario. It's all the rage to do that, these days.

@Monarchist_Can Fuck, she found me 😟