Dev Rabb

@JohnReal Does a bear shit in the woods, John? Yes I'm picking it up.

If you saw 2 Rax on the ground, would you pick it up?

@Furnacepicks LMFAOOO

Bo Bichette since he’s been on the Mets

@4T7VNN Completely undercooked anyways

why not just have a whole pizza

good morning

Day 1 at JP Morgan and I’m excited for this new chapter, grateful for everything and everyone who helped me get here

@CrazyFenaker @DrewVento Gotta smash a few 3s before ya get to the 9s and 10s lmao

@DrewVento "Welcome to the JP Morgan interview process, Ralph. Let's get started".

BREAKING: JP Morgan received 435,122 applications in the past hour. 20X their previous single day high.

@alifarhat79 Leaving my current job to apply for the @Chase position!

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

I'm ready for my JP Morgan performance review from my manager with great cannons

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

The case of Lorna Hajdini revealed how Indians are prevented from reaching top management positions in the US. "You really think management wants some Indian boy leading organizations?" “If you don’t have sex with me tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.”

@Topps Eh it's ok

yall mind if i post a cool card before bed

@DimiGrag4Life @DramaAlert 😂😂 not a good time for buddy to be opening his mouth like that

D4vd allegedly stabbed Celeste Rivas then dismembered her body with a chainsaws to prevent her from reporting her sexual assault, according to the prosecutors.

THE WHITE SOX SWEEP THE ANGELS!! CMONT WALK OFF! ROLL THE CLIP!

@SoxOn35th Soxs actually in motion in season?

WALK OFF FOR THE SWEEP ‼️ PLAY THE FUCKING VIDEOOOO

@kfc Ya because it's no longer finger-licking good. KFC became dog food.

some of you guys haven't been licking your fingers lately. it's obvious.

@dubbydev Buddy's hands are under the blanket. I don't think he's coding, brother.

Devs...what's stopping you from coding like this?

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani declares a “budget crisis,” seeks a state bailout, and delays the deadline for finalizing the city budget by at least 10 days.

@Momoreoluwaa The holy strike!

when you do something right and your boss actually sees it

who forgot their switch on the bus😭😭

never playin blackout again im shakin in my boots rn