Blue

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// sorry I stoled this from green 🥹🥹

//COUGHOCGUH COUGHCOUGOCUHG please do acutlaly

@brownsbestie Perhaps

@DoctorBlu3 They're just built different

So I’ve been thinking a lot lately, how does the crewmates have one bone and green don’t? I must be asking too much, but maybe it’s just me being delusional, I should stop walk with Lime too much. .

@OrangeFromHR I’m correct that there’s no errors or bugs in my scanner, Orange.

@DoctorBlu3 Ah, what, silly your scanner must be defective, everyone has a bone

@DaGreenIntern .. I will look more to it.

@DoctorBlu3 Oh! You just didn't look hard enough! There's definitely a bone there, I'm sure

@unp4id_intern / YES

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@MIRA_Compliance It’s fine Orange, sometimes we have to be unprofessional (even same it’s bad.)

@DoctorBlu3 It's very unprofessional, but it's all we can do!

PINK IS ON TWITTER EVERYONE GET READY TO FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT!!! 🧡🧡

@Greenwormersus Oh, thank you!

@DoctorBlu3 better now that your here

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@GreenWormssss Are you sure?

@DoctorBlu3 I swear last i checked there was a bone there

@restive_record … May you please, with all my heart. Do (if you want..) your checkups ? It would make me very happy.

@DoctorBlu3 What do you mean by “Do”? I’m not too familiar with “doing” things. Won’t someone else do it instead?

Fake it? That doesn’t sound professional… Oh well!

Oh . 👀

@LY1N2ME Brown please.. do an check up at least today, I am worried about your healthiness, perhaps just one today? It would make me very happy.

Everyone on this damn ship is sus in some way...

@brownsbestie W-What do you mean? I’m.. an Doctor! You know me! … right? That’s what you mean.

I know what you are.

@justrawdough … It’s fine Orange, it’s fine. And you are right, Thank you anyways.

@DoctorBlu3 Ahaha….!!! We all make mistakes don’t we blue? Though you barely make any! With you being hot and smart and…ahem…im getting ahead of myself.

I need green to sweep the cafeteria floors! Does anyone know where they are?

@justrawdough You… did? There wasn’t any confirmation you did it, I must’ve forgot to confirm it, sorry for the inconvenience.

@DoctorBlu3 Uhm…im postive i already did my check up today blue! Don’t you…recall…???

@justrawdough That’s more like it! I noticed that you didn’t do your check-up today, may you come to medbay after this ? I wouldn’t like to see you without any checkup.

@DoctorBlu3 I’m sure I will…they’re all green anyway! It should be easy to find them!

@YellowTheCook I don’t know, Lime said about it and the “concept” of Green having ass is something new to me, thought they wouldn’t even have an single piece of it.

@DoctorBlu3 Why

Some pizza for you nerds